if you could kill one person in this world without repercussions, who would it be
By riku | Updated 03/04/26(Wed)12:58:29
if you could kill one person in this world without repercussions, who would it be
probably you that annoying fella named Anonymous
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12824998
that one redditor that responded to my post with a straw man argument and then had his friends down vote me. Peter Thiel >>12824998
myself Angelo >>12825012
you know... >>12825001
ouch
>>12825010
valid
>>12825011
why, idk about him
>>12825026
again, who's that >>12825045
i will kill EVERYONE I don't want to kill anyone... >>12825048
everyone???
including u ?! >>12825029
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good night
new person same old mistakes >>12825045
He's my friend. Well, the reason I'd kill him would be because of a loooong text that would take me a while to write. >>12825051
ESPECIOALLY ME >>12825076
i can wait for the loooooooooong text
>>12825089
It's a tough thing, we've known each other since high school and became friends because we played cool games and we couldn't talk without stuttering to anyone other than ourselves. Now, the reason I want to kill him is because he taught me some incredibly horrifying things (I won't say what they were) and that's why I ended up here. Then, I started watching and watching and watching, and practically my mental health went below zero. That's just one of many; it's even enough for a podcast.
And another thing: He's more likely to commit a massacre. And me, being such an idiot, I'm likely to help him :v And then that would be the last thread of HellHole (Although I doubt it a little I don't even know if their weapons are real, I'll find out soon.
Well, that was a mini-summary of a small part of my worst experiences with him. I don't even know why we're still friends, I guess it's because of the memes. >>12825100
oh sorry that's happening to you B. hopefully your friend weapons are fake, I also hope for your mental health to get better soon >>12825107
do u drink alcholo? >>12825107
I doubt it, but thanks, although he's not one to lie much about these things. At least I know that if he does one of his stupid things, nothing will happen to me because I'm his friend; that's one advantage. >>12825100
dubs......
kill yourself retarded thirdworld nigger >>12825116
I'll add that to my to-do list. Best regards and blessings. >>12825124
dont kill yourself. now what will you do? >>12825126
I'll try not to fall asleep. And writing things down for the next sketch. Good afternoon. >>12825045
Peter Thiel is the one training AI to become skynet and kill us all. CEO of Palantir, a corporation so evil they had to steal an evil name from Lord of the Rings
I am deebly goncerned that AI will kill us all >>12825132
probably true too honestly. we are all gonna get killed by ai >>12825132
I wouldn't worry about it :^) >>12824998
this guy right here >>12825049 >>12824998
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU >>12824998
I knew you were a honeypot.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12825143
:^( >>12824998
i wil kill the president >>12825184
I'm just kidding bro, I wouldn't do that to you >>12825124
sorry B. im just drunk and i post dumb shit...... please dont kill yourself.... you are very cute and valid >>12825132
The guy is also a major backer of MAGA and has his hands deep up Vance's ass. Common theory is that he'll have Vance do his bidding once Trump is gone. You. >>12825132
>Palantir, a corporation so evil they had to steal an evil name from Lord of the Rings
Palantir aren't evil it was used by the elves and men before they were lost. >>12825132
i like how instead of listing all the actually evil things you just push their controlled opposition marketing hype for shitty llms
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12825231
this, the reason they're evil is the nightmarish mass surveillance network they're using shit like AI and age verification as a trojan horse to establish >>12825241
that's harder to explain to normies. it's easier to say that they're establishing skynet >>12825112
not today
>>12825132
man i hate AI sm
>>12825183
just sweet as honey not a pot
>>12825219
not if i kill u first >>12825253
"they're stealing your data and spying on literally everything to do" is way more grounded and, frankly, believable than "the ai is totally gonna get smart and kill us" which is never gonna happen and was never their plan >>12825268
im so driunk rn riku im telin u holy moly the worldmi spinning >>12825273
sit down and drink some cold water....
idk ive never been drunk >>12825310
im cokld so cold the world is so cold why is it so cold im sooo cold. coldddd.... >>12825313
get a blanket idk >>12825310
back when i was 12 i drank some bacardi breezer adn i felt something..... then i drank a whole glass of grappa and i was on.... lole im drunk >>12825321
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oki im warm and coimfy thx for advice >>12825313
get naked and have a cold shower..... then get into a bathrobe and go to bed..... repeat for the next hours >>12825328
i cant i will vom >>12825328
I never understood cold showers
i like to feel the warm water >>12825334
you never either a shitty hungover since you never drank soooo......... >>12825322
chimomo's back. how was your vacation? >>12825332
yeah you should also empty your stomach with constant vomit lol >>12825338
I love Alcohol but i would never drink to the point of getting drunk >>12825341
i h8 vomittting D: >>12825340
dude they ban you for just a day for spamming porn!
you are missing out! >>12825356
not really
my friends joke that I'm going to become an alcoholic since i stared drinking at like 15
so i would rather not prove them right >>12825422
Dubs!
whats the point of drinking alcohol if you didnt get drunk lol >>12825432
to eat it whit meat duh ! >>12825436
eat my meat >>12825436
coca cola is the best drink with meat bllllllllll:P
some say is red wine but fuck it....... alcoholic drinks are just for getting wasted :P >>12825441
alcoholic drinks are not just for getting wasted, there to enjoy and drink slowly
>>12825438
like cannibalism? sure im down for that >>12825334
its better for ur hair n skin, also it feels kinda good once the shock wears off. i usually cant handle it tho... >>12825444
Trips!
you wouldnt say that if you were sipping some meanwhile............... >>12824998
Someone who can't eat raw onions... >>12825458
I've heard, but im to much of a wimp
>>12825461
sipping some meanwhile?? >>12825468
no.... i had enough lol >>12825464
this feels personal !
i like raw onions on tacos >>12825471
Explain this you onion slanderer >>12825471
>>12825478
I love love love love LOVE onions and I put them in everything I cook >>12825478
>>12825483
sorry, caramelize onions wins over raw onions >>12825488
I LOVE caramelized onions, but onions are delicious in all of their forms. >>12825491
but then they make your breath stink >>12825496
worth it.
Stinky breath makes all the annoying peopole go away~ >>12825598
but no one is gonna kiss u if your breath stinks ! >>12825642
Clean your mouth afterward idiot. >>12825642
If they rlly loved you, they'd kiss you despite yuor stinky breath.
or the other equally hote option of playfully tease you about yuor bad breath~
>>12825802
cleaning your mouth iz for Jewz~ >>12824998
if i only get one kill, then i would hold onto it for another decade. i dont have any enemies i hate enough to spend this kill on yet so i would need to think about it for a while >>12824998
idk :( can i have a environmentally destructive fight with someone without repercussions instead nobody said me :(
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