By seuss | Updated 03/05/26(Thu)18:59:17
>Grow up surrounded by ugly girls
>Never say mean things about them
>entire student body harasses them for six years
>discover sexo feelings at 8 or so
>fap fap fap.jpg
>entire section of formative years is spent fapping to ugly girls my age
>fastfwd.png to high school
>everyone is very attractive come senior year/graduation
>have broken wiener because ugly women don't exist anymore
>fastfwd.tiff some more down the line
>ugly women hit on me way too much
>they don't even want to sleep with me, they're just curious as to why I never turn them down for dates
>tfw incel even to ugly babes
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