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I have a friend who is obsessed with this stupid board and she convinced me to try browsing it.

By Anonymous | Updated 03/09/26(Mon)22:29:23

I have a friend who is obsessed with this stupid board and she convinced me to try browsing it.

I have a friend who is obsessed with this stupid board and she convinced me to try browsing it.
I've been lurking /s4s/ for two days now. This will be my first and last post.

/s4s/ is the most cancerous board in all of 4chan. /s4s/ is even worse than /v/ or /b/. I mean those boards are cancerous, but there is a shred of actual content here or there. I've probed /s4s/ all the way through and its pure cancer. You maggots pride yourself on OC and quality, and there is none. It's nothing but spam, dubschecking, and some fucked up namefag roleplay. I know you're going to say 'its ironic', but it's not. Maybe a couple of people are posting this shit ironically, but the majority of the posts are sincere. You can tell by how buttmad they get at the slightest criticism.

How can anyone be amused by dubs? It's a fucking number! It's like an infant amused by shaking a rattle. Grow the fuck up.

I'm not going to bother with the fucking weebs. You know how disgusting you are.

The only OC I've seen in the past 2 days is horribly drawn, horribly thought out ms paint crap. The rest are pictures taken off tumblr and given a stupid name. 'lol it says walruse, but it's a seal' Thats lame shit, and it stopped being funny when I was 10.

I'm done now. You can start spamming your ascii 'art', and disregard everything I've said. Don't worry, I know exactly where >>>/b/ is. I'm not going there though, I'm going to a board with actual content, something you simpletons wouldn't understand.

lol edgy

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crazy how this all still holds up except now there's hardly even any MS Paint crap and ASCII art got spam filtered a decade ago This paradox is actually easily explained, because if you add the critical points one by one, you're giving the system more time to respond to the changes. On the other hand, if you add all of the critical points simultaneously, it is "forced" to respond "instantly". actually we call it [s4s] Yeah because content is ai fap threads and Discord user reassurance circlejerk New copypasta? >>12835000
trips!
looks old tbh
>>12835000 (trips!)
it's from either 2013 or 2014
Have you tried looking through the [s4s] interface? Much better posts over there.

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I told you faggots that letting dumb attention whore foids like blackberry post would ruin this board. Well, it's late now >>12834969
>>12835009

The problem is, Anonymous, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I replied because of the cute waifu, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D >>12835034
what's garbage island?
This could have been written in a journal

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