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now that all my bills cleared i only have $35 plus foode money not sure if i should inject flube

By Yuji Sakai | Updated 03/11/26(Wed)15:00:33

now that all my bills cleared i only have $35 plus foode money not sure if i should inject flube

now that all my bills cleared i only have $35 plus foode money not sure if i should inject flube

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Try getting a job. Oh who am I kidding none of you have those >>12837998
I have a job and I make plenty of money
>>12837998
i thought about getting a job at a weed store but i didn't follow through
>>12837974
Ration your flube and make it last
>>12838053
it's all gone

i already exceeded the flube budget by $20bux this month but i got my car fixed so i don't have anything important to buy
surely the humilation of working a real job should be outweighed by earning your whole monthly autismbux check in like 3 days, the rest of the money is yours to save >>12838059
actually it's really stupid the more i work the more my rent goes up and i'd lose my insurance so its not even worth it

i just wanted to work like 8 hours a week to pay my credit card down and get an employee discount on flube injectors but apparently i can't even handle that without going insane
>>12838059
also your math is gay in order for me to make autism bux+food bux+rent bux in 3 days working 8 hour a day i'd need to earn like $108/hr do even attorneys earn that
also your math is even gayer when you consider that working a job requires gas moneye and i need to shave and shower so thats more money on soap and trips to the barber also i probably get fired in 3 months for sperging out or not showing up >>12838069
Have you thought about self employing? Maybe you could do chess or DOOM coaching for people's kids, you could also do party appearances as Yuji or any other anime related birthday characters you felt comfortable doing
All my bills are clear and I only have $4000 left in my bank account to get me through the month >>12838096
did you buy all your random shit cause I'm set on stuff like toilet paper
i need to get diagnozed with autism or schizpgrenia or whatver and then the govermente will give me money! and i will able to funpost all day without any worries of sleep or humger >>12838105
you can save a lot of money on toilet paper if you just poop in the shower
fortune determines if i have pizza

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12838521
ayghugh

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12838054
You could get a PC and stop being an eternal phonefag.
>>12838527
why does it bother you

i'm having a good time

Yuji Sakai is a reporter from /s4s/


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