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took me like 20 minutes to beat off today

By Yuji Sakai | Updated 03/12/26(Thu)19:13:09

took me like 20 minutes to beat off today

took me like 20 minutes to beat off today

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

we get it you're on meds

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12840188
dubs
If it makes you feel better it takes me about that long to cum, when I'm on my 5th go around

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I miss the days when I could cume in a minute or less >>12840206
dying laughing
>>12840207
i don't
>>12840207
I still can but that's master dicknomancery ..mma go play Vidya vodka makes me yap too much bye chat

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12840206
>>12840207
i can cum in well under a minute if im not trying but i prefer it to last..

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12840206
I'm so high i ate 6 donuts
>>12840281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FCvzsVlXpQ

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12840288
dubs confirm
This girl in the Warhammer cord likes me but I literally don't know how to talk to women so

Your fortune: Godly Luck
cool i have a boner and didn't even take viagra I'm too the point where I used to beat off every day.Maybe sometimes 2 or 3 times aday.
And then it turned into maybe every day
And the every other day
And now I feel lucky if I can beat off every third day
I don't even know what brings me pleasure any more.
All I know is I don't feel it from [s4s] anymore
or even 4chan
there's literally nothing left that I enjor
I feel shallow and empty
and I will probably feel that way until I die
>>12840611
may your dubs console you faggot https://youtube.com/watch?v=n1nKVZPd_x4

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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