>eating a meal
By seuss | Updated 03/12/26(Thu)20:59:49
>eating a meal
>tastes like someone spit in your food
>fuck your girlfriend in the ass
>right as you're about to cum, jizz in your food
>clerk looks at you like you're the crazy one
>continue eating a succulent meal
why do people not know how to take their own jokes
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thanks so much
honestly it's not the prank, it's the entitlement the prankster feels which annoys me!
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Yeah man thats so true someone jizzed in my food, once
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i hope you were appropriately pranked afterwards!
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it is true, isn't it?
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Story time >COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
>NO NOT LIKE THAT
classic racism
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