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IKEA meetup will be soon, be ready when i post when i go there prolly end this month or start of next month

By avogadoposter | Updated 03/12/26(Thu)21:11:33

IKEA meetup will be soon, be ready when i post when i go there prolly end this month or start of next month

IKEA meetup will be soon, be ready when i post when i go there prolly end this month or start of next month
still doubt that anyone will come...

Your fortune: Outlook good

too much talking
nothing ever done

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12840396
last time i went to IKEA no one showed up
I was thinking of a song to post to describe you but "shit boring faggot 4000" gave me nothing in googlel :c

^^

Your fortune: Average Luck
Where? >>12840400
i got one for you too c:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-eD9UBrCsw
>>12840399
nice dubs I don't the joke
because Europeans aren't funny that shit is goofy to real people like Americans lmao

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12840402
either IKEA Köln-Godorf or IKEA Kaarst dunno yet
>>12840405
you are aware that the world thinks americans are low iq, not me not me i see them as individuals
>>12840412
I hate you but in the rare occasion you attempt to be human I like it


https://youtu.be/2HzKrBd3BR8?si=euhJHD_77Ol_WUgF

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12840419
on some things you have the most turbo normie takes whys and on other stuff you are complieatly the opposite whys that
>>12840435
https://voca.ro/13lFI4xK3qt3
>>12840448
laffed at this enjoy the uhhh delirium
>>12840409
WAIT LIKE SERIOUSLY I TOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE NOW I NEED MONEY TO TRAVEL TO GERMANY AND ALSO A PASSPORT AND AAAAAA
>>12840460
nyo dont get out of youre le way to meet up with me anone, its just walking throgh an IKEA dodgeing le other people and eating a hot dog
>>12840467
but i wanna go to esfores meetup :(
>>12840468
it will prolly be me some other anone from germany and the other anone that lives near germany somehow plus myre parents
maby some dude from the halfwayhouse dunno its all up in the cloudse rn
>>12840468
True. None of us want to be murdered

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12840478
probably you would be the only person to get murdered lole
>>12840478
same ass pussy bitch Mattress then, he would not even meet up because i posted that i had le gun
as if i publicly execute someone infront of an IKEA

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12840476
You are so bad at communicating English and I'm actually in a benevolent mood so I'm not bullying and I genuinely think describing something will be the easier part lolololl
>>12840492
okay
>>12840497
it wasn't a insult just words get lost in translation
https://youtu.be/dAOmnrah9DQ?si=I7s7g9iHq9LTfMwF

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12840504
dunno im just drunk and want to funpost about stuff nobody cares about
>>12840509
i care
german schizo has gun, that seems fun >>12840514
yea but why all i do is post the most boring shit about myre life imaginable its low tier x/twiter style
like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
why
>>12840517
idk i just like your posts and ur friendly and sometimes post things i can easily relate to
>>12840509
You're not going to hide from me.

https://youtu.be/MyisDrCZXaQ?si=3CTNYo5Ot9hpVxi_

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
The sad reality is cado legit samefags his posts like omg I love u cado!!

Gonna pray for bro..
>>12840523
oi
>>12840524
good night cadefishe
>>12840533
dubs i not even samefigging i though that was you trolling desu tbh desu
>>12840538
https://voca.ro/15rLxq1VBbNO

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12840547
still would be funny if your just using le voice changer n stuff haha
we could have an s4s IKEA meetup in denver and prove to the voga do poster that the united states is better in every way >>12840698
im afraid of america

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