By Anonymous | Updated 03/14/26(Sat)08:55:21
load an avatarfig into a cannon and shoot the avatarfig at a concrete wall. keel haul avatarfigs under a galleon. disembowel avatarfigs with a bayonet. strap an avatarfig to a cruise missile and launch it at an avatarfig neighbourhood. drop avatarfigs into chernobyl reactor building number 4. hang, draw, and quarter avatarfigs. lure avatarfigs in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. force an avatarfig to learn calculus, then kill the avatarfig anyway.
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