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Attention [s4s]!

By Anonymous | Updated 03/14/26(Sat)14:01:26

Attention [s4s]!

Attention [s4s]!

I recently came upon [s4s] when a friend recommended I visit the boards for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire board is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligant that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked UNDERAGE children funny?

GROW UP! Grow up [s4s]. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "bump" "dubs" and "who are you quoting?".

Get off your fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you obviously have no life or a social life either for that matter. Why? Because your so immature and your the very reason why Mother's go through Depression during pregnancy; and the supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand as "A trap".

Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I hope you all one day realize just how much of a loser you are, and honestly kill yourself. I could care less if every single one of you got testicular cancer including the girls and then died naked fat and ugly with a pile of shit and pee oozing from your bowels that excavated due to your death. Grow up Assholes!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

I condemn Habermas >>12843741
get well soon
>>12843741
bald ppl r scawy
>>12843741
dear lord
we come before you today to lift up the poor wretched souls of s4s
please have mercy on these lot children who have made porn threads, degeneracy, and trap posting thereentjre personality
grant them the strength to one day close the tab, soak in the sun, and perhaps- if it is your will- even speak to a real human genuinely
we pray they find healing from the terminal cases of checking dubs
may be constant stream of degeneracy be replaced with productive hobbies, sunlight, /‘d basic human dignity
and if it be your divine plan, gently guide them away that would make even moot look away in shame
in your holy name we ask that they grow out of this cycle
amen
>>12843741
think of s4s more like a boardel where we are the free hoes
>>12843763
because we get fucked everyday?
>>12843762
a broken prayer isall i can offer,.

magic knight hime is a reporter from /s4s/


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