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Jesus loves u anone...

By Bob Marley | Updated 03/15/26(Sun)07:21:06

Jesus loves u anone...

Jesus loves u anone...

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12845200
dubs he will love me even more when i take the pests of these world to the graaave
>>12845202
Based and deus vult pilled
>Jesus loves u >>12845205
He lubs u even if u dont lub him anone
>>12845204
MY WEOPON SHALL PROSPER THE HEADS OF MY ENEMYS !!!!
>>12845206
good, then i can sin as much as i want and don't actually have to believe in him

fuck that hairy cunt on a stick (but it's okay for me to say this)
>>12845209
Who hurt you, fren...
>>12845210
What? What i said is perfectly logical. If jesus really is as good as you say then he allows me to insult him. Or do you not agree?
airplanes fly god full of holes >>12845214
Yes but if you weren't hurt and afraid of being hurt again you u not want eternlel peace n lub?
in what way does jesus' love for me manifest besides the promise of not being scored by millions of razors, being boiled in acid, my skin regenerating infinitely and feeling pain unknown to this realm for an eternity of maximum torment?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12845224
His love is the gift, the get out of jail free card is just a bonus
>>12845226
why would it mean any more to me than love from anybody else?
>>12845220
The thing that feels weird to me about absolutes is that they like being referred to as absolutes.
In other words, gods seem to enjoy being worshipped. Do you know why this is by any chance? What does the all-powerful ruler of the universe get out of being worshipped?
Don't answer this with some gaslighting like "poor you, you haven't seen the light" but try to actually address the question instead of avoiding it.
>>12845227
Because he's God and his love is unconditional and you dont need to preform for it? Idk
>>12845230
If I don't have to perform for god, then why do I have to "want eternlel peace n lub" in order to obtain said eternlel peace and lub? If I don't have to perform, then it is inevitable for me to get this.
>>12845230
why would it mean anything to me that somebody's love is unconditional? what if that actually sounds bad to me? if he was perfect then this wouldn't be an issue. and you might say it's because my soul is tainted, but god did not create demons to walk to earth.
Jesus loves you UNLESS:
infinite list of bullshit

unironically follow your leader
>>12845258
T. Has never read the Bible
Jesus quite literally stands up to a crowd of men and tells them to stop harassing a prostitute (many versus in the bible about recognizing your own sin before judging others, not that you would know though
>>12845263
fucking retard i grew up in catholic christian stronghold. i was forced to 3 times per week mass + 4 hours of doctrine per week and ive been through the bible multiple times you absolute retard you may come up with this bullshit but at the same time 99% of your allies are in favor of electrocution for not-aligned individuals because your teachers say it isnt violence. and you interpret by yourself what violence is and is not according to how much power your clique has. you come up with infinite bullshit to justify the verses on ostracizing different people or killing them now, but change the interpretation to actual killing them as soon as you have temporal power
we have learnt the tricks, follow your leader

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I like the teaching of Jesus but I strongly dislike a lot of his followers >>12845273
teachings*
>>12845267
Jesus literally calls jews the synagogue of Satan. Don't "HES KING OF DA JOOOOOS" me
>>12845282
idgaf about jews lol im talking about christians. calls for violence and ostracizing not aligned people are all other the new testament, and they have been used to justify torture and violence to the degree to which the christian institutions had power. most people in christian communities still harbor these believes and not so secretly ostracize not aligned people, they would go to violence if state allowed them and they are violent if the state cant reach the victims
unfortunately anon this won't get through to the retarded gooners of esfores >>12845299
Would Jesus call people retarded lol
>>12845306
would torture them for eternity it seems
>>12845228
God wants to be worshipped because he is good and worshipping him is aligning yourself with good.
These are the very basics yuji and it shows that its a waste of time talking to you about anything except I suppose masturbating to children.
>>12845258
>>12845267
Your opening was extremely weak "namefag hater" as it's a basic tenet of christianity that God's love is unconditional
As a catholic christian your situation is quite exceptional as the catholic church has become lax on most things since the second vatican council. Ironically enough your capital punishment example is especially wrong as that is forbidden by catholics since the second vatican council (at least?) as well. It appears that you didn't actually learn much in those classes, namefag hater.
>>12845200
isn't that guy dead?
>>12845200
jesus is gay? lol

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>>12845316
>God wants to be worshipped because he is good and worshipping him is aligning yourself with good.
still curious that an all powerful omnipotent creature needs me to do things for him
>>12845317
Yes, but before he died he converted to Christianity. Here's a favorite of mine by him~

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KqJDyZDtuvQ&si=Puwq7uehbuFFmgtj
>>12845324
That's the point yuji, he doesn't need us, he made us so we could do the one thing the all power all knowing cant, were here to learn and to grow, physically and spiritually. He created us because he loves us. For what others use for evil he uses for good. You loving someone today and making them heard and seen is more than enough of worship for the Christ of Nazareth. He came to remind people of love. Both how to love eachother and how to love yourself.
>>12845200 >>12845200
i know, we had sex last night
>>12845330
or else burn eternally
reminder that you can never hate reddit atheism enough for causing this thread >worship for the Christ of Nazareth
Also why specifically this god? There are lots of others, such as Zeus, Thor, etc
>>12845341
reminder that you can never hate reddit christianity enough for causing this thread
Why would you keep rotten bad apples when harvesting from your orchard? Would you want sour bad apples in your house or in the houses of the people you sold to? >>12845342
Because he is the embodiment of love? Who cares who is the most powerful or the one who controls a certain earthly element? (By the way Jesus can do miracles such as controlling a massive storm)
>>12845348
>>12845351
it's not really worth arguing with these people. they're literally here all day
>>12845348
le vaguely threatening vaguepost

i'm not going to explain what i meant by this but let's keep it here to keep the aura of mystery and fear

>>12845351
really? then why does he threaten people with eternal torture? or says things like "chop off your arm and rip your own eye out"? he sounds like a pretty judgmental asshole if you ask me. using your reasoning, then it would make more sense to worship someone like buddha who also wasn't powerful but gave a message of love and happiness
>>12845353
Jesus didnt give up on the hippies, and he wont give up to the cunny gooners of the esforest
>>12845343
what are you even on about? christcuck retards flooding image boards and other online spaces is a direct reaction of reddit atheists being cringe. now you're a contrarian if you're christian and you can feel special. there's no such thing as reddit christianity lole
>>12845358
Dude really who the fuck hurt you this badly
>>12845317
dude spoilers
>>12845358
nope, atheism is a reaction to christfaggotry. if there were no religion, there would be no atheism.
You've got it all upside down m8.

>now you're a contrarian if you're christian and you can feel special.
yeah that sounds like a really really obscure and radical and incredibly opinionated stance to have, it would never survive in the wild
(protip: it is literally taught in schools and forced down the throats of children)
>>12845358
a bunch of those spergs were reddit atheists funnily enough it's a lot of the same people working overtime to make the internet more annoying and cringe

Your fortune: Outlook good
are you seriously playing the fucking victim while being a christian right now?
this "reddit atheism" you speak of sounds based as fuck if it makes christfags feel even a little weird shoving their garbage down everyone's throats online
>>12845357
Yea I get it but the endless debate won't get you very far. I made this reply >>12845316 and decided it wasn't worth continuing because they're not really knowledgeable on this stuff.
Also looks like they're currently debating "le reddit atheism vs le christcuck" LOL what a fruitful conversation
>>12845374
yet again a christfag is taking the high horse attitude, not a surprise there.
it's not worth continuing because you're so above everyone else and so much more knowledgeable and educated and whatnot (yet curiously refuse to share said knowledge with us lesser creatures)

by the way the endless debate won't get you far because you have no arguments against basic counters to religion.
>>12845316
it isnt the basic tenet of christianity, in fact most christians through centuries havent believed that and most current christians dont believe in it either. its funny that the idea that people stopped executing people in an empty power state after centuries of torture justification through the same book you worship when the power was there is like a good thing to you lmao what im saying is that ive experienced christian communities and i know by skin that they would kill not-aligned people instantly if power were given to them. but you may keep whatever cope you want up and just ignore history and practice and be a double speech demon like most catholics

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this conversation never goes anywhere , what's even the point with all the replies? you won't convince eachother >>12845365
>nope, atheism is a reaction to christfaggotry. if there were no religion, there would be no atheism.
You've got it all upside down m8.
looks like you've not been online enough in the last decade or so and missed the very obvious pendulum swing
>>12845386
remind christcucks that they arent welcome here and NOT NICE, in fact christcuckery is an open door on >>>/pol/
>>12845386
for every garbage christfag propaganda thread, i will make at least three atheism posts

the point isn't convincing them that their religion is in all actuality retarded, but not letting them walk over everyone. a post like "jesus loves you, worship him or burn" isn't normal and i will not let it be normal.
holy shit yuji is based sometimes >>12845390
lmao nvm I get the point of the thread, this seriousness on this topic is so fucking hilarious from yuji sakai
>>12845387
i don't think you understood what i said. a "pendulum swing" like that is physically impossible. atheism exists because christianity exists. it will never be the other way around. atheists have nothing to insult if christians don't spread their propaganda. no one "spreads the word of atheism". no one goes door to door to tell everyone of atheism.
>>12845379
Noone said any of that though I just have things to do.
>>12845384
It is though from the bible and all you have are vague notions of "most christians think this" and "i know people". It just seems obvious that you have a grudge against people that raised you which is sad but I don't think it's worth continuing this really.
>>12845386
i agree
>>12845386
you're right but these faggots can't really expect to come here and do the internet version of "would you like to hear about our lord" and get no reaction
>>12845400
>you have a grudge against people that raised you
Actually i have a grudge against schools that teach religion as a mandatory subject. As a kid, whenever I heard something related to god or jesus, I was like, hmm that's some interesting old mythology, but didn't have any strong opinion of it. In school we actually had to read the fucking bible and take exams and it was all posed as being very serious as if it was something like math or chemistry or biology that actually makes sense. That is fucking evil.
>>12845200
Christ is King, hold your head high
>>12845399
since you're new to this i'll give you a qrd. christfags you see online today didn't exist years ago because atheism was the status quo online, but they were really annoying about it, yes, the way you describe christfags now, thats what they've been doing online and that's the reason you see fags unironically preaching in random threads now because they're being contrarians in their retarded mind

>>12845400
the bible is a vaguetext collection of trash with which you can justify everything depending on the situation. which is what it has been done and people do now. you decide openly to ignore the dynamics that christian communities create because you know very well how disgusting they are. its the yuji point really, if god loves everyone why the worship, why the catalog of must does, why the catalogs of punishments for those who dont. why do christians enforce these catalogs through violence as soon as they can?
- Whoever has my commands and keeps them is the one who loves me. The one who loves me will be loved by my Father
- For the LORD loves the just and will not forsake his faithful ones (i guess might forsake the others lol)
- The LORD detests the way of the wicked, but he loves those who pursue righteousness
bla bla can go on forever
now back to >>>/pol/
>bondservants, obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling, with a sincere heart, as you would christ
quoting ephesians 6:5 esv

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>>12845400
they had a grudge with me lol not the other way around keep the cope on subhuman
>>12845414
ahh you mean like *tips fedora* and other christfag "reaction to atheists"?
that's christians being christians, NOT anyone being contrarian. they've always been like that, taking the high horse attitude. that isn't anything new. also atheists can't possibly be more annoying than christians. sometimes the point IS to out-annoy them. atheism has never been the status quo online or the status quo of much anything really. if it were the status quo, it would lose its purpose, like i already said several times. it's like you dont understand what i said.
animals don't believe in jesus or know of him. is the status quo of animals atheism? no because the whole point of atheism is that it's a reaction to religion. animals don't need to argue against religion because there isn't any religion in the first place. >>12845434
retard or newfag
>>12845426
top fucking kek its funny that christians are such fucking cattle
>>12845439
haha you're a christfag fantasizing of being an atheist
>>12845443
https://voca.ro/1kBLo9o8or42

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>>12845449

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>>12845449
holy fucking kek bro get out of the closet


Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12845434
there is this weird contrarianism to an expected direction where a bunch of zoomers decided to be bigger bible bashers than their parents or grandparents instead of being more secular progressive or whatever

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actually i feel bad for this guy because I know he is on meds and stuff and sometimes he relapses into christianity. he needs cuddles >>12845458
>>12845455
*steps out of the closet & into le light*
;____; beautiful
>>12845314
Correct me if I’m mistaken, but the Bible actually never mentions hell on humans, I’m pretty sure the moments Jesus sent ‘people’ to hell were the demons it self.
Since when he resurrected people they never mentioned a heaven or hell waiting for them.
Jesus said people are in a deep slumber when they die
>>12845458
i like what her right arm is doing xD
>>12845471
at least you keep your head higher than a lot of the depressed figgots on here

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12845424
Again I should be going but you're showing you didn't learn a lot again because catholics have a pretty easy answer to "vaguetext collection of trash with which you can justify everything depending on the situation". You're arguing more like an ex-american fundamentalist if you are american and I'm not very interested in that.
Again this is why I don't think continuing this is worthwhile.
>>12845429
sure sure
>>12845449
this was really nice sorry theyre making fun of you
>>12845455
dubs
>>12845477
dubs

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>>12845477
blessed to check these digits √<3

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12845458
>>12845477
i meant left arm fugg life fail Dx

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>>12845487
>>12845482
lel offe by one(1) ripparoni, tyvvm anon|:'^]
This thread is bad This thread is good
>>12845476
very mistaken, jesus speaks about about hell himself with explicit reference to eternal physical torture
matthew 5:22 5:29 5:30 10:28 23:33
mark 9:43-48 bla bla list can go on
43 If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out. [44] [a] 45 And if your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than to have two feet and be thrown into hell. [46] [b] 47 And if your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell, 48 where

“‘the worms that eat them do not die,
and the fire is not quenched.’ this is from jesus
>>12845482
im unironically sending money to people who shit on me relentlessly. im european you monkey. thing is you have 0 arguments and you understand what i mean. well i repeat, im sad you are on a psychosis rn wish you the best
>>12845523
this was used to justify torture btw, direct words of jesus. just kill and torture people bro! this was used by Saint Thomas in his justification of torture in scholar tradition
>>12845200
If Jesus loves me, why doesn't he introduce himself to me? We supposedly burn in eternal hellfire if we don't believe in him, right? So why is he leaving my soul's destination up to chance and playing this game of having to believe in him through blind faith instead of simply introducing himself to me so that I know he's real and I can believe in him? Seems kinda cruel for someone who supposedly loves me...
all christians are double speaking demons who worship a torture worship book and centuries of torture justification. they will doublespeak their way until they can go back torturing and killing. never give 1cm to a christian and their dead death cult christcucks get strangely silent when you can actually quote their torture worshipping god from the book they havent read or read but cherrypick the quotes they like depending on how much temporal power they posses rn to decide the rightful amount of torture they can do without repercussions

Your fortune: Average Luck
I can't believe they started coming here now, christspam should be banned from all boards. They really just want to ruin every place christcucks after 10 centuries of torture justification literature expecting people to be WE LOVE AND TRUST YOU even if they keep ostracizing and beating minorities rn because their maximum leader did an ETO SORRY like this anime girl here (but hes old and ugly and a pedo) >>12845539
because /pol/ doesn't work.
/mlp/ contains ponies well enough because that's simply an interest. they aren't trying to convert others
politics do not compare, for the obvious reason that people tend to think their views are the right ones and want to spread it to others
all /pol/ does it worsen this by giving them a dedicated board

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>>12845539
newfig detected, initiate baptism
So I just again wanted to tell every anone here that the Christ of Nazareth is the one true Lord. Don't like how comically evil the father seems? Swallow the gnostic pill. The Christ is the seed of true gnosis and peace and just like the anti christ anyone can be the christ just not the christ of the biblical times that died on the cross. Just like Satan and the anti christ the christ is a title. Kinda like being knighted. Least that's what I like to think what they mean by be more like christ.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12845671
I understand
christ doesn’t visit me in my dreams >>12845671
where do you think you are? read the room retard

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