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HUOUH?!?! What in the world?! A variation on the missionary position… The Lifted Hips! I can't believe the guy we brought in for such an important job is harboring this level of sexual deviancy… How old can this girl be?! Give me a full-chested woman any day! Someone like that foreign actress Isabelle Adjani. But no, no, there's nobody else we could get to take on such a difficult assignment. There's nothing for it — I have to put aside common decency and pretend I didnt see anything at all.

By Anonymous | Updated 03/18/26(Wed)14:42:13

HUOUH?!?! What in the world?! A variation on the missionary position… The Lifted Hips! I can't believe the guy we brought in for such an important job is harboring this level of sexual deviancy… How old can this girl be?! Give me a full-chested woman any day! Someone like that foreign actress Isabelle Adjani. But no, no, there's nobody else we could get to take on such a difficult assignment. There's nothing for it — I have to put aside common decency and pretend I didnt see anything at all.

HUOUH?!?! What in the world?! A variation on the missionary position… The Lifted Hips! I can't believe the guy we brought in for such an important job is harboring this level of sexual deviancy… How old can this girl be?! Give me a full-chested woman any day! Someone like that foreign actress Isabelle Adjani. But no, no, there's nobody else we could get to take on such a difficult assignment. There's nothing for it — I have to put aside common decency and pretend I didnt see anything at all.


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