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a song dedicated to all the wagies + road to neetbux

By eduardo | Updated 03/18/26(Wed)14:51:57

a song dedicated to all the wagies + road to neetbux

ha so u have to wake up erly to race in traffic to get in cagie? u will never unsdertand the superior ways of a neet like me, i wake up whenever i want and play vidya and funpost in anonymous imageboard comfy all day, my dad cooks me food and my mom wash my clothes and she put them back in the wardrobe, im also planning to get neetbux, i will larp as aschizoprenic to my phuatritst and get diagnized and then the goverment will give me money that i will save for escortmaxxin and buy vidya, there no reason to participate in soy ciety. https://voca.ro/1l2CJYDKgaEi ,also my dad is bringin pizza today, yay c:

I'd like a job where I'm sat down all day controlling a grabber that would be cool

On another notet hat made me think of a way to motivate wagies. Gamify it. Think of how much time people spend doing repetitive shit in games. So you could get wagie points that you could spend on unlockable outfits like a special wagie hat
Last weekend at work I completed a full 15-rune victory of Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup with a Gnoll Wanderer of Cheibriados I'm a level 10 elite wagie

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