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I stole a bunch of booze from the market because I'm not paid enough to care

By Catfish | Updated 03/20/26(Fri)16:41:24

I stole a bunch of booze from the market because I'm not paid enough to care

I stole a bunch of booze from the market because I'm not paid enough to care

COME BACK HERE YOU COWARDS!!!


https://youtu.be/N6m9gmxlclY?si=cMKxkd0g_pjhNhDO

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12855555
>55555
America first or Israel first?
okay but just because you sweeped the numbers

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>>12855555
5 5s

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12855555
Cuckfish once again proving that he's no better than a nigger.
>>12855555
Mourn for these quints, for they were stolen from us
>>12855555 >>12855555
woooow so impressive sniping a get on a slow board
>>12855555
wasted quints
>>12855565
>us
you and the worst posters club? nah you gottem

Your fortune: Outlook good
it was a pretty lackluster get yeah :^/ https://voca.ro/1a3gz7bMcnVb

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>>12855577
Eric you're under the impression these are real people. Once again you lack intuition
>>12855555
>>12855560
>>12855571
>>12855577
almost 4 same fortunes

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>>12855577
you're so full of shit
>>12855566
while five fives are beary nice you're dubsies are just as beautiful doomfig

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>>12855577
Just to be clear, this is a grown ass man who recorded this btw.
>>12855589
almost 5
The dopamine high from this thread will probably last this little faggot all weekend. https://voca.ro/1eSjAzkMdhsM

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12855602
Calling someone a little faggot when you're on their dick is chefs kiss~


Incel neets legit get angry at me cuz I'm real and I loathe their existence

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>>12855577
dubs confirm
>>12855587
Fore!
>>12855592
>>12855602
sad singles here's a (You) to compensate

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I literally don't give a fuck about arbitrary gets so nah I wont be reveling in shit that means nothing to me
You're just mad I got it.

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>>12855623
You've already made 5 replies reveling in it.
>>12855629
he always revels in others butthurt towards him
I'm never replying to gado or bird faggot again because they are the poison of life and I am the Elpis.
Faggot neets who were tossed aside by society and their own family have the gall to talk to me who had suffered is another "chefs kiss"

You are scum.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12855641
your taiga if taiga was a fat retard
>>12855641
may i remeber you "you bought this over yourself" or the other catchy frase "hes not even on my radar"
>>12855577
>77
this is what I imagine juliesexcatgirl would sound like if she was a man
>>12855555
>>12855610
>>12855623
>>12855641
fuck off you fat fuck moron
>>12855661
can you just stop, not even Catfish is such a faggot
https://voca.ro/14eXRHsQAMQd

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>>12855610
https://voca.ro/1mzTWufPbW31
^_^
>>12855664
go suck catfish little dick, retarded fag
>>12855665
faggot
>>12855668
no you suck my big german one before that but you know thats will never happen
nothing ever happens, so why dont you just turn it down and be okay with it
>>12855555
woaw
you got some nice numbers, eh, Catfish-kun?
>>12855666(cast him down)
https://voca.ro/1dKDovktqstC

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>>12855680
aren't u just nakadachi
trust me the drugs give me auspex

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>>12855666
i wanna fug those trips

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>>12855691
re-rolling you'e luck

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>>12855691
We don't don't do that here
(We totally do that here)

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>>12855697
trying again :)

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My phone is on 8% battery but I'm on 100% BATTERY

https://youtu.be/vBioZdWX-dc?si=-jplU9RHvhsITGJc

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
This is the thread that made me realize that catfish is the true alpha male of [s4s]. >>12855700
two same number
>>12855718
two same frottine

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12855672
you're just a faggot loser proving my point
>>12855721
>>12855729
fat fuck retards both of you


fucking losers lmao
It makes me happy when ppl don't take me seriously


https://youtu.be/-C3Jqo7wUxE?si=omnE8FJNLbeRaemo

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12855741
You offer nothing but grief and I genuinely feel sorry for you..

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https://youtu.be/1b-016hJo5s?si=T8iUi45P_egeWTER

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>>12855752
pure projection
>>12855784
keep riding the meat

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12855784
https://voca.ro/1nAFM6SRitRD

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12855752
>i'm a pathetic drug addict fat fuck loser who does nothing and im cringe af and i can't even feel sorry for myself because it's too late and i quit at life
>>12855791
It's funny when faggot bums attempt to scrutinize me lol you legit should be humiliation

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>>12855791
quoting your dairy desu xD

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https://youtu.be/ZWpvMm27WIM?si=qKukLtdnxgqDk1yk

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