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kill your friends and eat them

By Anonymous | Updated 03/21/26(Sat)15:17:51

kill your friends and eat them

kill your friends and eat them

thats a lot of food for me alone

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12857067
>friends
>>12857067
when jezebel and a literal army of midwives are giving birth to stateless humans you don't need to eat your friends.

eating "things" sacrificed to idols generally means cannibalism. ie molechism.

that's the secret of jezebel, she gives birth to those things.

some call them snacks.

this is also known as seduction.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12857127
it is MOST unfortunate that it happens but some say it must happen.

it's gross either way and idolatry is bad news anytime anywhere for any reason.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12857136
they're gonna do him with mushrooms and onions

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12857248
"Mothers holding babies holding bottles
Holding secrets in a mercy fight with time
That we're losing

You'll buy an end is near t-shirt
For thirteen bucks and change

And we'll see what we've never seen
And we'll say what we never say
And will know what we've never known

Isn't today like any other day?"

–Headstrong

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
idolatry topples nations.

arguably it toppled israel.

enflaming themselves with "idols" under every green tree...

Your fortune: Bad Luck
"We want
Flesh!

Flesh for fantasy"

–Billy Idol

Your fortune: Average Luck

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