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I just got a new mattress recently and it's already full of cum stains

By Anonymous | Updated 03/22/26(Sun)10:37:28

I just got a new mattress recently and it's already full of cum stains

I just got a new mattress recently and it's already full of cum stains

>>12858734
wow!
where they there when you bought it? >>12858734
stop fucking your mattress
>>12858737
No, it was a store new mattress, I paid good money for it
Sounds like a you problem >>12858741
A mattress... store...?
*stirs drink*
Heh...
>>12858774
rip
>>12858740
bro it's a MEMORY FOAM mattress

it remembers every mistake i've ever made and refuses to forget

i'm not fucking it, i'm just leaving emotional deposits
>>12858734
have you considered sheets?

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>>12858734
they are designed for cum stains in fact some of them dont function properly until u load them up

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