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What are our collective thoughts on this, chat? What of the ramifications..?

By Anonymous | Updated 03/23/26(Mon)18:03:20

What are our collective thoughts on this, chat? What of the ramifications..?

What are our collective thoughts on this, chat? What of the ramifications..?

I don't see what you gain from doing this

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>>12861728
What did you gain from posting this picture of your dick to this board in the first place?
>>12861729
Finally a real question! I looked at the data and considering I'm not interested in discord relationships nor praise, and I can shitpost in a myriad of other ways; I have decided I posted my dick as a literal "fuck you" to the cretins who haunt me everyday

I am not a subtle man.

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The men here post pictures of their cocks but the women here all post pictures of their faces and try to farm simps. Why are the women here so boring? >>12861735
Because a woman's sex is worth something and mens dicks are worthless

Also bad analogy cuz all the girls here are mentally fucked assuming they're biological. They have nothing to gain by showing that or tits. They're content to be lole spork of doom shitposters who larp at insanity but they're just autistic femcels tbh.
"All a girl needs to do to get laid is grunt like a retard"
-Patrice O'neal

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>>12861727
i feel like it would hurt me
>>12861741
Your dad didn't see you as sexually worthless.
>>12861741
I dont believe femcels exist, and if they do exist they definitely aren't any of the women who's posted to this board so far
>>12861727
>Cut
NGMI
>>12861742
I don't like girls
>>12861746
They shouldn't exist but they do because women are so brain damaged they will lie to be "cool" like the guys

Guy incels have nothing. "Femcels" have a dozen simps. Figure it out nigga.

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>>12861743
that's when you make the mommy sex to reclaim your vril
>>12861742
whore
>>12861727
it makes me sad to see your circumcision scar and that lonely small dry head
I know this will sound like the ol switcheroo but I'm genuinely embarrassed I did this again like it's not fun and irreverent I'm just out of material I stink lol

btw I just grew 13 antennas outta my skullplate and it's awesome
>>12861754 write "Tumithak" on benis

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>>12861884
isn't that the bear monster from The Terror
>>12861741
thank u for acknowledging that the trans girls here (most of the board) are normal
>>12861728
>>12861727
you literally keep spamming it with your name off faggot because you think you found the perfect angle and a pillow under your ass to make your mangled cock look big.

Do you know how obvious it was it was you responding to yourself within a minute? How often you praise yourself? Fuck you're such a nigger.
>>12862063
actually no lol the weird fag who posts cadofag and bavi also posts my dink hes obsessed with me and I think via extension of spamming my junk making me...look bad?
idc I'm going to bed

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>>12861727
mfw ill never get to bounce on it already
>>12862079
that juicy faggot would chow down on the BWC
real catfish here fuck off I'm a faggot >>12862079
fat lipped homo fuckkk..
>>12862079
imagine this glasseyed fish-faced loser beta sucking your dick for more beeru so he can make more shit faggot boring posts begging for attention from trannies all day no cap.
I'm the real Catfish and I gave myself this name because I like to rape literal catfish >>12862098
he should just rim real men's assholes instead of being such a bum
>>12862100
actual catfish here I just shit my pants and I gooned to the shit (in my pants..)

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>>12862099
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12861727
how common

have some class op
>>12862063
This.
>>12862074
You're such an obvious psychotic liar.
>>12862088
>>12862099
>>12862100
dubs parade
>>12863045
durr put my name back on me

lol I love the Hydra Dominatus

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