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How do you drink that much without uppers?
Honestly I won't even bother with drinking unless I got some. >>12866769
My body is strange it turns alcohol into testosterone so in essence bring drunk is an upper to me.
>>12866770
I'm sure I'll be wiped out by 40 but thank God I'll be dead hearing you and thinking of my dad I'll die before I accept the complacent end that is "old man shit"

Adulthood only made me realize being childish is a blessing and being an adult is gay

Your fortune: Outlook good >>12866761
Damn frien that's some real sick shit My father retired with the notion he would go fishing and hunting all day but literally all he does is lay in bed most of the day, get drunk them go back to bed

That's what I call profound tiredness. I feel like he's depressed because my mother is bed bound and has some type of early stage dementia so thems the breaks I guess.

Your fortune: Average Luck >>12866776
>My body is strange it turns alcohol into testosterone so in essence bring drunk is an upper to me.

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read Imma go now I'm high and you people give me bad vibes
ganbatte

Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12866785 GOON >>12866761
i drank vodka all night and woke up feeling as right as rain. >>12867603
I drank your mom's pussy juice and got sick >>12867610
that sounds like a you problem bucko >>12867603
I only got two tall boys today because I'm tired of getting drunk believe it or not
just them so I don't go into withdrawal
tryna main weed but it's hard to cut back on drinking when you've been doing it for half of your life >>12866824
lol >>12866776
where'd your dad touch you man its ok we're here and won't laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfrdKXEdPFU >>12866823
GOON?

bro you can’t just drop a single “GOON” in a thread about alcoholic dads and existential dread like it’s a finishing move

this isn’t a coomer sidequest this is a generational trauma any% speedrun

at least elaborate. are we talkin spiritual gooning? economic gooning? 40-beer hangover gooning?

call it. >>12866761
hah. NICEEEEEEEEEEEE

i love doing drugs w my frenndddsssssss :3 :3
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i love you guys
i hope your haveing a nice day :3