WEB WIZARD WORLD WAR
By Wonda | Updated 03/28/26(Sat)16:59:39
It's been a while maniacs!! My medical bills from last time are in the billions, the onionsite guys really did a number on me. So this time we're fighting in the peaceful hamlet of [s4s]. I love the wildlife here! I also saw a magic school nearby but they seemed weird and naked and dumb. I will probably thrash them >w<
As always here's how to battle:
>1. Post your WizNet login card (just a little description of your wizard, use a name). The last two numbers of your post become your initial DEFENCE.
>2. Cast a spell on someone! It can be any kind of spell you want except for killing. You can only cast once per opponent at first, but when someone casts at you, you can cast at them again whether they hit or not. The last two numbers on a spell post are it's ATTACK and also your DEFENCE against counterspells directed at it.
>3. If your ATTACK is higher than their DEFENCE you hit!
excuse me but who are you quoting? [WizNet ID: Wonda]
As a fledgeling magus I spend my nights battling in wizard city backalleys and chocolate milk bars, incurring many cool disfigurements and brain injuries with my bearies. When the fuckass cops and my bitchass dad cracked down on gang violence I was thrown and forgotten down the dungeon labyrinths which once made up wizard city beta. For two years I had to get my adreneline through torturing randoms and blowing holes in walls until through one such hole I stumbled on a hanging wyrm of tangled wires and circuitry which the resident netrunners said is directly underneath the WizNet ISP's building. They taught me how to plug my kundalini into the computers and now I operate a travelling colosseum in the mean streets of the world wide web so we can do fucked up spells at each other under the law's nose.
[End Card] >>12871118
Oops I mean spent >>12871666
three same number!
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12871111
why no one checked this four same numbersss
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12871111
I curse anyone who sees this image oogly boogly
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12872000
i only just noticed that was only in this other thread >>12871119 also nice three same number!
Your fortune: Godly Luck lole, wut?!
*cronch cronch cronch*
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