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sighhh…I’m so depressed and sad…if only there was something to cheer me up..

By Anonymous | Updated 03/28/26(Sat)22:29:58

sighhh…I’m so depressed and sad…if only there was something to cheer me up..

sighhh…I’m so depressed and sad…if only there was something to cheer me up..

>>12871775
is this an emu from austrialia?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12871915
yeah bro that’s the rare suburban long-necked mallgoth emu
they migrate every fall to the nearest hot topic and feed exclusively on monster energy and unrequited feelings

also wtf kind of dollar store fortune is that
“better not tell you now”
did you get that out of a gas station cookie from 2007
>>12872277
rare suburban long necked dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good
i want to hug all the people thay feel sad >>12872277
I got it out of the gashapon for 25 cents!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12872566
Dubs!
hug me please ;_;

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