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My new hobby is hitting up thrift shops and antique stores for cool cds and cassettes lole. Enjoy your Spotify when the internet goes down forever.

By Bob Marley | Updated 03/29/26(Sun)21:21:03

My new hobby is hitting up thrift shops and antique stores for cool cds and cassettes lole. Enjoy your Spotify when the internet goes down forever.

My new hobby is hitting up thrift shops and antique stores for cool cds and cassettes lole. Enjoy your Spotify when the internet goes down forever.

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wait how could I enjoy spotify if the internet is down? >>12873577
Neat hobby!
Don't those wear out over time? Vinyl is probably a better investment. >>12873591
Vinyl is fun bit there's a LOT of shovelware of it st thrift shops and antique stores. They almost always have bulk of Christmas music and hyms
>>12873590
Tyvm bavi-kun
>>12873577
cool story bro but the internet stays until life on earth is no more.
when have you ever had to worry that the internet would just stop working forever?
>>12873629
>he doesn't know about the DUMBs
Anon... the sun is about to go micronova. It does this every 12,000 years roughly. Why do you think every past civilization died out.
>>12873591
so does vinyl, not to mention how much less durable it is.
>>12873641
Most, if not all, of the internet infrastructure is inside concrete buildings. And since most of the connections between them are fiber, you don't have to worry about it.
98% of International global internet trafiic is carried by undersea cables. If they were cut, you would only have limited internal web per country >>12873771
That would be an epic prank
>>12873775
Or something like a world war. Iran has no internet for instance, those niggas can't listen to spotify
>>12873776
lol how fast would we spiral into ultra-nationalist sentiment worldwide if every country's internet suddenly became cut-off from each other? The underlying consitions are already there. That's the kind of spiciness that would really get the gears of war turning across the globe.
>>12873784
It would probably have the reverse effect, with information limited and only available through select sources you can much more easily control the narrative.
>>12873771
my s4s frens are all around the world
>>12873577
My hobby is uh wait is posting on 4chan a hobby?

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