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3 pizzas

By Bulgogi | Updated 03/30/26(Mon)06:30:05

3 pizzas

3 pizzas

nice that the cads get a meal after their massage >>12874288 (dubs)
you must choose which table you will visit: the pizzas or the cades
>>12874291
surgical massage in their groins..
>>12874298
hawaiian
>>12874394
furry art becomes hotter if i pretend they torture&consume human
>>12874288
>>12874291
>>12874298
>>12874394
no themed sun dried tomato pizza, smh
>>12874443
sundried tomat taste like rotten + pickled
>>12874291
It's a before and after image. THEY ARE TURNING THE CATS INTO PIZZA
>>12874288
That's it? Gotta pump those numbers up
>>12874482
mmmm.. cat pizza..

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>>12874288
Those cats look sedated... is this taken in a vet's office? You know food doesn't belong anywhere near any kind of medical procedure, right?

The longer I look at this the more confused I am by what's going on. Why are there 4 sedated cats underneath towels next to pizza in what looks to be a walk-in closet in an old house?
The harder I think about it the more disturbing the whole scene becomes. Like seriously wtf is this shit?? >>12874544
>>12874547
Is there ANY explanation for this?
>>12874549
originally it was some ck dude had his kots spayed and threw a pitzah party to celebrate..
>>12874544
dubs of conspiracy
>>12874549
>>12874544
Explanation I've heard is that it's from a trap-neuter-return program. The cats are sedated after having neutered by volunteers who're having a pizza party after.

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>>12874628
>>12874584
I dunno I just feel like the pizza party could've been done away from the cats that were so fresh from surgery they're still under sedation. Doesn't seem like very good aseptic technique to me...
>>12874487
>>12874628
Two of the same fortunes.

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