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...and if I was a magical girl ?

By I'm in wish's walls | Updated 03/30/26(Mon)14:47:29

...and if I was a magical girl ?

...and if I was a magical girl ?

Your fortune: Outlook good

bro imagine me twirling in the moonlight, skirt flipping everywhere, yelling "In the name of the stars and my crippling existential dread... I'll punish you!!"

my soul gem's probably cracked as fuck from all the bad decisions and I'd contract with Kyubey like "yeah make me cute but also give me infinite snacks and zero responsibilities"

then I'd witch out in like 5 minutes because I forgot to do laundry again lmao Um >>12874876
wouldn't it be so cool?
and I'd look so cute !!!!
tell me how amazing it'd be >>12874764
Let's see Paul Allen's transformation.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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