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is this bad

By Anonymous | Updated 03/30/26(Mon)22:48:46

is this bad

i found out i weigh 14 pounds more than teto despite being a man that's 9 inches taller than her 0-0

she is 5'2 and 104lbs by the way, iirc

>>12875281
naisu

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12875281
post tum

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Wow what a fatty (to OP)
Too many bones you should probably remove them
>>12875285
i see
>>12875286
well okay
if i get b& its fine because i need a break from this place
>>12875289
>:3
Kinda kinda ...U're fine
I want to stick a finger inside of teto tbh >>12875289
you are not eating enough PIZZER to get big and strong like beary

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12875296
okie -w-
>>12875310
i thinkz i am in the 1st percentile weight for my height.... thats what the doctor said. i might go eat burgers tomorrow oink

good night
>>12875289
why are u showing boobas this is cleary an excuse to show your body!! hentai!!
>>12875281
>my chimera BMI is 38 but my real BMI is 19 ^^

what did teto mean by this

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12875310
gluteus maximus

Its thick fleshy mass, in a quadrilateral shape, forms the prominence of the buttocks.
you will die >>12875538
squats and oats

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12875555
and quads

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12875538
>buttocks
>>12875555
CHECKED

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12875281
brother of mine...i had quads two weeks ago though which was quite epic

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12875288
nice dubs
>>12875281
micker BMI!!!

omedrtou omedetou!!
>>12875281
I don't kno₩ ho₩ to break it to you, but Teto doesn't ₩eigh anything since she is just ones and zeros.
sorry Op-non
How pathetic this all 6'4"
Should I just kill myself now??
>>12876349
no just go to the gym or do sport if it bothers you this much and you take care of your nails
>>12876349
go to a podiatrist and get them to prescribe you a 3 month course of terbinafine, that nail fungus is deeply rooted and vile, probably an infestation older than 15 years, and will never clear up without oral drugs at this point, it's really hard on your liver if you're not healthy so they do a bunch of liver function tests while you're on it

also stop eating food, you literally don't need it at a BMI of 34 (35 is morbid obesity btw)
>>12876349
What the fuck is wrong with your nails
>>12876643
might've caught em moving a friend's couch, i saw a documentary on it once: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHh2vi9JOo

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12876349
NEVER do eet brother, just do some swimming for a few months it's good low impact cardio and you can pretend you're whatever sea animal you want to be :^D

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