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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it really make a sound?

By Anonymous | Updated 04/02/26(Thu)00:27:17

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it really make a sound?

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it really make a sound?

if a bute f*rts in the woods and nobody is around to smell it, does it really make a smelle? If I can see a griller's bagina and butte, but I can't smelle it, does it really exist? >>12879382
Should have used log instead of tree...
If a log falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it really make a sound?
I think it does make a sound because the universe happens regardless if there's somebody to witness it
you could extent this question to any phenomenon happening unobserved, which obviously it would by evidence of the universe existing

>>12879382
oh no no no no... are those... GIRL FEETS?! AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! god I want to suck those toes so bad they're sexy as fuck oh no I'm gonna coom so badly bros I can feel it feet feet feet FEEEEEEETSIES I can't take this anymore I have to confess! I LOVE dirty soles soles so much but if I lick them then they become clean!! those SUCKABLE toes!! those LICKABLE soles!!! WHY god, how can you be so cruel!!! this isn't fair, the laws of the UNIVERSE aren't fair!!!! I can SMELL the sweet stench through my monitor!!! harken unto my request milady, I pray thee, spare me but a single SNIFF! I LOVE dirty, stinky, smelly girlfeets so much that my favorite video game is dark soles!! all females should be barefoot by LAW!!! we must cultivate superior cuisine through years of FEET fermentation!!!! the moldy calluses on GIRLFEETS shalt be harvested in powder form via nail filers for the consumption of foot connoisseurs as fine garnish!!!!! this is a rally-cry for all foot chads to RISE up!!! feets! feets!! stinky!!! smelly!!!! sweaty!!!!! GIRLFEETS!!!!!! only by walking barefoot through every environment for MONTHS can the finest aroma, the finest flavors, be harvested!!!! and afterwards, I will glaze her pristine FEET with my man-milk! my baby-batter!! my pearly white cum-frosting!!! I'll cover up her entire feet in my GLOP, from the bottom of her soles to her ankles!!! and then!! and then!!!!! DESSERT!!!!! there's nothing weird about it!!!! dessert is NATURAL after the main course!!!! only the most patrician gourmets can appreciate the PINNACLE of fine-dining!!!!! I'll clean off those emasculate feets until they're SPOTLESS!!!!! oh no no no no... it's HAPPENING!!!! I'm being mind-broken by stinky, smelly GIRLFEETS!!!!! I'm... going... insane... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!



Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12879382
That's a man
Thanks Joshua >>12879428
>Thanks Joshua
?
I think no, because sounds are subjective phenomena. Wave lengths are not sound. >>12879427
cute
i can see her floppy ol vaginous >>12879439
it's okay
>>12879444
three same numbers!
>>12879444
I disagree. Sound does not have to be picked up by a human ear for it to be sound, just like how light doesn't have to be seen by a human eye for it to be light. SONAR stands for SOund NAvigation and Ranging, and there's an entire science of underwater sound propagation. We literally navigate submarines through sounds that never reach a human ear.
STINKY nice brapper >>12879382
yea unless ur some kind of solipsist dumbass

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
i if i shlick to bavi dude and i never tell him about it will he still feel a throb in his 40 year old ex navy mancock? >>12880662
you are a man
>>12880700
*sticks used kotex on your forehead*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12880713
lol
>>12879382
ffffuuuuuuuuuuùzxckcckkk..,.,.,..
>>12880662
That's hot.

bavi trailer dude is a reporter from /s4s/


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