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I swear to god I just know the fucking feds are sending spooky messages over the house's main phone to scare me off. They're probably planning some shit. I just fucking know.

By Anonymous | Updated 04/03/26(Fri)10:02:37

I swear to god I just know the fucking feds are sending spooky messages over the house's main phone to scare me off. They're probably planning some shit. I just fucking know.

I swear to god I just know the fucking feds are sending spooky messages over the house's main phone to scare me off. They're probably planning some shit. I just fucking know.

>>12881762
it's 2026 nigga why tf do you have a landline in 2026
>>12881762
not considering fed a friend is the real thing to worry about tbh
>>12881776
>1776

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>>12881762
ik a dude who got investigated by the cia and fbi unironically and went into a psychotic breakdown. now he takes photos of license plates and posts them on twitter thinking they mean something.
>>12881800
wicked dubs
>>12881803
oh fcuk bro dubs man they're aftrer me it's so over ...

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>>12881776
Who levies the leviathan?
>>12881800
i haven't been the same since they hit me with directed energy weapon in 2017 unironically. i have to take pills for the rest of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvdV-ne3y8Y
>>12881811
damn dude that must have been scary (dubs). if i told you it never happened you wouldn't believe me so all i can do is agree

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