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please end my life

By Catfish | Updated 04/03/26(Fri)11:15:31

please end my life

please end my life

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

how about we go for a beer instead?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12881826
the joke is I'm surrounded by beer but can't drink I just put it on the shelves

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12881827
Can't or won't?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
literally going to goon to this >>12881824
why dont you just get a better life, maybe move to a new city

ive had a few big changes like that in my life and it really helped

youll likely ultimately be fine wherever you go
>>12881846
there's a lot of inertia to overcome when you're a fat fuck

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12881851
obsessed
>>12881853
obsessed?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
damnit i messed up my spoiler it was supposed to say obsessed >>12881853
bavi and cado name dropping is so obvious
go soundboy go!!
test
ob-ses-sed
wtf since when can you not spoiler in the middle of words now poop hote >>12881851
https://youtu.be/i-_Bw83SvYI?si=S53LY8-qOgjcZcgH

i watched this guy videos and did this for 3 years in 2018 and now i want to do it again lol

being out there changed me, it was like ultrazen

now its like i dont need anything and i look around and see people struggling and know things could be better for them

im not saying its the best thing to do or desirable, but its a possibility
ilu catfish >>12881892
hes fat
>>12881827
at least you got a job again
OUUUUuUuuuuu

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