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>mfw the Mario movie is mid

By seuss | Updated 04/03/26(Fri)15:51:46

>mfw the Mario movie is mid

>mfw the Mario movie is mid

https://files.catbox.moe/8cr4uz.mp3

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Maybe it's time for Mario to... grow up!

Your fortune: Average Luck
I thought the last Mario movie had one of the worst scripts and the worst pacing I've ever seen in movie. Every scene felt like it was trying to drag me to the next as if it expected me to get bored. Movies are written with acknowledgement of our collective attention deficit disorder now.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12882440
What if The Forest of Illusion actually killed people and needed enough Toad energy to give birth to Wario?

Wouldn't that be funny, haha

Your fortune: Average Luck
wasnt there already a mario movie years ago?
what the fuck do you need another for
>>12882442
a wario movie I can get into

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>>12882447
theres like 5 mario movies atp
>>12882469
>69
nice

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12882469
why, they couldnt make it right the first time?
>>12882475
THEY DID

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12882477
two same numbers!
>>12882475
they actually did get it right the first time but it was only for japs and mario got cucked by a dog
>>12882477
super scoped

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12882511
two same numbers!
>>12882513
I got dubs!?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Dear Mario, did you know Shinigami love mushrooms?

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12883229
do you think peach would kill bowser if she had the death note i mean he's always raping her but maybe she likes it
>>12883238
No way, she doesn't even know Bowser's real name.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12883240

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>>12883250
That's dark anon.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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