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did you confess

By Bulgogi | Updated 04/05/26(Sun)15:09:38

did you confess

did you confess

i didnt do anything >>12886433
confess these dubs
>>12886433
i did your mom
>>12886433
If God's omniscient he already knows what I did and why I did it. I ain't need to confess shit.
>>12887438
god needs you to go through the humiliation ritual of saying the bad things you did cause it gets him off

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12886433
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done; on earth as it is in heaven.

>i filed the police report AND sent the mormons
>never found out it was me
>>12887444
Nice trips. God especially needs you to confess all the nasty, fucked up, sinful things you masturbate to. The more detail the better.
>>12886433
Confessing is for shy people; if you're a fucking boss at everything, everything you say isn't a confession, it's a fact

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