I'm a neet.
By Anonymous | Updated 04/09/26(Thu)09:53:32
I'm a neet.
I don't go out at night to protect myself from evil.
My eyes are in pain from staring close stuffs.
I finally went out and took a look to the sky.
I can't see the stars because of light polution.
I could see lightning but I can't hear sound.
Mosquito's didn't bite me a single time.
It was a peaceful night outside my yard.
I wish to see the stars, when I start working as a fisherman one day.
Darkness envelops me, and I fit with the shadow.
My eyes calmed down, I'll go sightsee tomorrow.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Don't look up at night you will see stuff you don't want to see >>12893304
I'm not afraid of them.
They are just another society living like us with their own rules and regulation.
It would be nice to see it, but those that were born with it prefer not.
I'm not interested in befriending them.
After all we are not to cross bound with each other.
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12893309
You will get raped. They think you only jack off to anime pictures and troll people. Literally a menace to society. They cannot allow you to persist. >>12893319
Hey I could die tomorrow from a car crash and I kind of accept it. My heart has been empty and I'm goal-less to achieve something great. People forget about me and I tried and I tried... I know my father and mother trust me because of my honesty. I just can't find the will to return to my religion, its a small thing~ but why can't I do it... ye I don't drink, I've abstain from porn, I don't talk something useless to in real life. Sigh... but hey, thank you for being here, my left eye is in pain...
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck What could be the theme for this Sundays thread?
I'm thinking of making suggestion emotes for me to use instead of borrowing someone else's.
Pointing at dubs, thumbs up, giving birds to someone, saying "nice" things to some bastar*, bla bla bla, sleeping.... zzz. Snoring* Shuffling* Strangling* Wrestling* Suplex*.... being rude in general: giving people flower* hugging* cuddling* charging* good day*..... maa ii ka... oyasuminasai*
Your fortune: Excellent Luck im gonna show u where its dark
but have no fear
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
do u know teh storie of le micker an le froge
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger Goodtenmorgen~
I brought drinks and ice from my heavy walk.
It was hot but my clothes protected me well.
There were many animal corpse that have decomposed.
I'm still alive heh, my eyes and mind are healed.
>>12894294
The spoiler function does not work, so I can see it~
Oh and if your going to hurt me, I'll cripple you first.
>>12894298
No but tell me stranger~
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>12894409
well, I only heard it once but I'll try
so the micker asked the froge,,
no I think it was the froge actually. froge was trying to cross a river, yeah but it couldn't because froges don't swim (too dumb)
so froge asked le micker,
"micker, will u please carry me across this river? I'd like to cross to peruse some tasty memes over on yonder side, but sadly I don't swim"
now mickers are not extremely bright, but they are generally nice and well meaning so micker decided she would try to help froge,
and so she said
"ok littlel froge, hop onto my back and I'll take you across"
the froge did, and micker waded out into the calm water off the river's bank
all was going well, but the water got deeper, and faster, and deeper still
until micker could not even touch the bottom and was full on swimming across
, and then she remembered
"oh right, I am android!t! lole :^("
and at that very moment, her central drives short circuited from the seeping water, and she drowned. or she was electrocuted. actually both, kinda.
then the froge hopped off the sinking micker into the fast river and easily swam across the final stretch. because frogs are amphibians and they can totally swim.
"lole," said the froge
"lmao, even"
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12894451
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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