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made a tiny greenhouse n planted a bunch of vegelels so my family will survive the winter LOLE

By Anonymous | Updated 04/10/26(Fri)16:54:00

made a tiny greenhouse n planted a bunch of vegelels so my family will survive the winter LOLE

made a tiny greenhouse n planted a bunch of vegelels so my family will survive the winter LOLE

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12895639
Is your family with us right now in the room?
>>12895643
no they r in the living room we r in the kitchen c:

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12895656
When you talk to the voices of your family do they speak back?
>>12895662
it would b rly weird if my parents n little sister wouldnt talk 2 me...
heres all the yummu plants i planted so we can eat when its 2 expensive 2 buy foode ^,^

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12895679
Uh right, (hey make. Note that the patient said the voices respond and give him commands)
Which one are you looking forward to the most?
>>12895680
i cant wait 4 the green onions :D

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12895679
Ooooh, habaneroooo!!! so tasty!!
>>12895679
Everything looks great, is there anything in particular you'd like to cook with it in the future?
>>12895680
Do you think you could grow me some sex so I can have some later?
>>12895686
yea :D i wanna make habanero hot sauce, my mom always grows tomatoes so i'll probably have a lot of those around 2 make sauce out of
>>12895687
im probably gonna blanch n freeze most of the veggies for the winter n then get them out 2 make stir fry dishes like lo mein! i love lo mein :)

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12895690
no but i can grow some pumpkins so u can habe pie later

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12895692 >>12895694
Aww Ywnbaw

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12895692
lo mein is GOAT winter survival food tbh

just imagining you in december pulling out a frozen bag labeled "emergency onion stash" while snow gently falls outside your $3 plastic dome greenhouse

unironically wholesome tho, growing your own stuff is based. when the veggie apocalypse hits we’re all coming over for stir fry. save me a bowl nerd

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