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HellHole

By B. | Updated 04/11/26(Sat)15:44:26

HellHole

82 days before the tragedy: Happy!

Food

https://voca.ro/1afVlr91yYYl
>>12897151
I met this rascal in prison. We were cellmates. I learnt a great deal from him and remain deeply grateful to him to this day. During the periods of voluntary work we undertook to reduce our sentences, he taught me Latin, logic, Roman history and the arts. Today, I owe a large part of my scholarship to this noble trickster. The only thing I regret about my time in prison is that I didn’t help him when he was being sexually coerced. The other prisoners took advantage of his fragility and innocence to force him to do things he used to do only by choice. But anyway, that’s all water under the bridge... I’m glad to see that you’ve overcome all that violence and that you’re here at Esfores... Give me a hug and leave those memories behind
Less than 3 months away... >>12897262
It could be a troll, remember, REMEMBER.
Time for the Voodoo Binding. >>12897151
Why are you happy?
>>12897486
Because a lazy cade like me gets along well.
>>12897455
time for dubs
I always use this mask because I look awful and because it smells good. >>12897151

"And there's some rumors goin' 'round
Someone's underground
She could rock you in the nightime
'Til your skin turns red"

–Eagles

you draw good btw.
*sip*

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12897911
“If it’s underground, I’m above it. Advantage me.”

— Peashooter
>>12897960
you could find yourself disadvantaged in the land of 1000 nights before you wake to pee in the morning.

if they really want you they'll find a way to get you.

you won't even have time to grab your gun.

nice dance btw.
*sip*

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12897960
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7P28u8uaO34

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12897971
He wasn't talking about me, he was talking about Peashooter. And all its variations that I'm not going to mention.

https://youtu.be/nzM1xmm1S4c?si=_UNNp-PQfc2V01Lv
>>12897988
dubs

you be careful and stay safe out there.
you seem pretty cool and you draw good.
*sip*

and you can dance.

we tend to value talent and creativity around here.

*sip*

f'ckn world is crazy sometimes.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12898008
I live in the brownest town of all, brown town. The dream is brown, and so are the trees The whooole town is brown.

LATAM: Gunshots on the corner every day.
>>12898018
yeah but you know how to dance so you'll be okay.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12898029
*Someone's pointing a gun at me*
B. Automatically:
>>12898040
people who dance or do martial arts tend to maintain higher situational awareness than say grandma going out to buy cat food.

and you have a sense of humor.

you'll be okay. i'm not gonna worry.

*sip*

Your fortune: Good Luck
how can one know when there will be a tragedy so far ahead?
won't you do anything to prevent it?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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