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By Anonymous | Updated 04/17/26(Fri)19:30:50



Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

KAMPAI-YARO-DAZO

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12907022
ehrn I heard this I thought u dumped ramen water onto ur carpet

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
one time I made noodles in my bathroom sink and people thought I was weird

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12907027
Ew! Get away from me.
Nurgle does suit you holli.
>>12907025
It is also how I eat my ramen, slurping in this case.
My brother and old classmates get annoyed by it topkek.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Time to take a walk to the shop.
Bread, egg, cabbage, olive oil, some sauce.... is all I can think to make a sandwich... any recommendation?

Your fortune: Outlook good
I'm on an empty stomach, well except the expresso but I'l take a walk now.
See you if I ever survive, also I'll be taking half your soul for not answering my thread.
Be in pain while I chew you out.
I hate you.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12906990
Hello new friend! Quality posting without the usage of rude slurs and harmful stereotypes is very important to this community. In fact, valuable, wholesome contributions are not only beneficial to those posting alongside you, they're good for your personal health! [s4s] strives to be a place of peace and relaxation for all of those who want to join in the fun. This board always, ALWAYS (without exception!) accepts differences in opinions and lifestyles, but make sure to stay calm; remember, negativity has no place here, because we all want to find happiness.

Please remember to check digits, check your fortune, and most of all, check your privilege! Thank you so much for listening. Enjoy your stay! Let's make the world a kinder place for all!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12907187
I'll keep that in mind, thank you for the reminder.
Here is the soul I've chewed, its in bad shape but they'll recover after a few years.
去って~去って~ where else can I cause problems...

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12907187
thank you hall monitor-kun I have carefully reflected on my actions and will now replace all slurs with the word “parsley”

from this day forward I will only spread 100% organic, locally sourced positivity on this gamer board. if I feel anger I will simply check my digits and drink a glass of water. if I feel hate I will look at my fortune and whisper “so true.”

please continue guarding the peace of /s4s/ with your laminated badge and unshakable kindness stat
>>12907583
Nooooo!
Please choose your own touhou favourite!
Parsley is my nickname to her!
Anon I'll Parsley you to Parsley!
Monitor-kun this is all your fault!
Teleports behind* leg kick to the balls with maximum horse power.
KAME HAME HAAAAA!!!!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12907187
Stfu nigger
>>12907594
How many times you going to post this image faglord
>>12907616
It solves my current emotion.
If I laugh, I post it.
Same with others.

Do you find it problematic?
Overdoing it?
Stale?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
I assume its got to do with the hand pointing.
I realised how extremely rude that is in my case.
Just let me know and don't hold back and I'll reconsider it.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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