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The Straight is closed again.

By Anonymous | Updated 04/18/26(Sat)11:13:51

The Straight is closed again.

The Straight is closed again.

>>12907865
Just take the Gay.
>>12907865
the gay is open?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12907868
>>12907869
>17:15:17
to the second xd

Your fortune: Godly Luck
just wait a bit and it will open again its like scylla and charybdis

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>>12907865
order of the eastern star

Your fortune: Bad Luck
dig a little deeper in the well

if you want a good cool drink of water

you've got to dig a little deeper in the well...

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>>12907899
you are now filtered

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12907865
It's literally crazy how badly the US fucked this up.
They went to into a war with no conviction and the truth of it was revealed the second Iran blocked Hormuz and they didn't escalate in response.
>>12907900
you are now dubs

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>>12907900
THIS was your breaking point?
the straight up homos lol sacrificing more children to baal will solve this i think

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>>12907927
jezebel can make your dreams come true!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
The American empire is dying. When empires start dying they usually chimp out in a last ditch effort at saving themselves. Trump is intentionally trying to keep the straight closed in an attempt to get east asia to buy their oil. This is why trump is trying to acquire venezuela and greenland. It needs to desperately keep the petro dollar alive or it dies >>12907959

jihad! aloha snackbar!
those people will literally chop off your head

i don't think you realize the gravity of the situation

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12907974
The best way to keep the muslims in the middle east and out of the west is getting america to stop supporting israel unironically
>>12907977
dubs

yeah because another 500 years of pogroms and silent massacre is just what the world needs~

maybe try the meds....

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>>12907959
imo that might be thinking a little too systematically about things and a fair amount of this really does just come down to the retarded whims of a funnyman president

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dumb frog poster >>12908005
It's not random, he wants greenland and venezuela for a reason. He pretends everything is going well throughout the week then "randomly" changes his mind and goes back into threatening iran every friday for a reason. Some of it is just trump being a dementia ridden old man, but most of it is calculated.
>>12908011
nice dubs i understand where ure coming from but im just not sold on the desperation you speak of actually really being there to explain the brazenness

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>>12908041
I mean, I could be wrong. It could be something else, who knows
>>12908044
on a roll with those repeating numerals

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>>12907865
guess we're all gay now?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12908084
Just you

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