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Park Thread Sunday

By Anonymous | Updated 04/18/26(Sat)20:29:30

Park Thread Sunday

This is the Void Park, where you can jog, bbq, fish, hunt bunes, harvest plants and fruits, buy drinks and snacks and such.
The perspective is skewed since I'm lazy but hey have fun.

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This was the last 404'd thread.
Bump it from the index, it was a funny experience.

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Did I shared this before?
This was from last week.
This is the last one.
Well actually...

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https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12904924/#q12904924
I enjoyed this thread, you should check it out.
Thats it.

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Even though its daylight, I'm still sleepy as always. Drinking expresso makes me more sleepy lel.

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macho dubs

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>>12909008
iktf

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The expresso I made last few days ago taste like shrimp, it was disgusting but I kept drinking it, The milk I used was mixture of soy/almond/some other nut. I miss the no sugar soybean drink, I'll go buy it at some point.

I tried to make my own milk from nuts.... it was sour... oh my gosh, its worser then that shrimp, I just don't have my cheese cloth to make one, well I was fine atleast but ye I think it can last for a month, but it still taste sour! Ugh! Its 1 month in, when are you going to turn sweet! Oh well I need to learn more.

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Parsley is evil, and every time I catch her nailing a curse to a doll. I sigh in amusement, cancel were here cursed without her knowing. And every time I approach her, she is merely running away terrified, I don't know what that means but I'll continue to track her scent. However every time I run in scared of her, its her turn to curse me even though I'm immune the technique placed is such, she'll kill me if she touched my tail. So I transform into cute pet, which she assumed is the most ugliest thing, but hey she took me in and cared for me, sometimes when my tail was about to be washed I pulled it back to avoid getting killed. Phew* and then she touched it and my soul was shattered, she was in tears but laughed and annoyed and placed another cursed from deep into heart for deceiving her. Me? I was reborn into another land, actually right beside her after hundreds of years.... Calm down* calm down.... zzz... gets hugged by Parsley as a cushion in crying while I snore the loudest and slurping too as if I was eating soba noodles. Goodnight, see you tomorrow.

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