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Donpatchistan

By donpatch⋆ | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)04:44:06

Donpatchistan

make an attempt to interact with me before i pass out and fall asleep

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12910476
Tell me about your life.
>>12910480
it's a life
i sit by watching other people's lives unfold as they grow old
and i continue to sit by and do nothing
because they haven't had the animalistic tendencies beaten and bred out of them yet

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12910484
Why were your tendencies and dreams beaten out?
>>12910476
how can i move into Donpatchistan??

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12910488 (dubs)
generations of domesticated white family before me

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
You are making excuses. >>12911034
but everybody makes excuses
they're only right in their subjective light

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12910492
are you willing to be conscripted and fight on the front lines in the kopatchi army?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

donpatch⋆ is a reporter from /s4s/


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