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how do i force or trick people into liking me

By Anonymous | Updated 04/21/26(Tue)10:13:11

how do i force or trick people into liking me

how do i force or trick people into liking me

>>12912161
Give them candy
>>12912161
Give them drugs.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12912161
request a mercy kill for a likely terminal medical condition.

*sip*

or move to canada.

assisted an hero is teh new medical "ethics" doncha know.

they're not going to diagnose you no matter what.

pic related makes that happen.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12912161
I actually read a book by a former MI6 about spy techniques.
One of the main things was to ask people questions about themselves and show interest.
Make people like you isn't about them getting to know you, it's about you getting to know them.
>>12912161
>liking

silly me thought it said killing

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-DsW9zhvVQ

see i'm stuck in my ways...

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12912176
the great thing about internet is that if you befriend me, extend assistance or even ring my phone you become an instantly TARGETED INDIVIDUAL.

*sip*

so...

who put this black cloud over my head ?

honest answers only.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Can you stop posting, tea fag? >>12912185
and who is flooding youtube with AI slop?
why should anyone care...
about anything?
(You'd be surprise)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iwu7pSLyMBg

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12912189

"I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind
I don't care anymore

I don't care what you say
I never did believe you much anyway"

–Phil Collins

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
LODSAMONE! >>12912216
*sip*

cozenage is not nice.
we should talk more about cabbage.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12912161
1. Be likable
>>12912161
just be nice, then you don't have to trick ppl.
>>12912161
-pretend to not care about politics
-pretend to like sports
-talk to people and make them feel like you care about their lives and interests
>>12912161
you stop posting here
>>12912279
This doesn't work, I've tried it and checkmated people over it several times.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12912161
there is literally a best-selling book about this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Win_Friends_and_Influence_People
>>12912161
Be more agreeable than contentious. Try to like things people have in common and ignore stuff you don't like rather than trying to tell people why you don't like it. Also try to be positive, people will avoid others who make them feel depressed or guilty. Always smile, smiling makes even ugly people look approachable and friendly. Have a sense of humor but don't try to be the funny guy; the funny guy is always an asshole who everybody secretly hates.
bump for rudeing of bune

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12913170
I feel bad for that stinky ugly bird. :(

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