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Parody thread

By B. | Updated 04/22/26(Wed)13:56:15

Parody thread

Rate them as a couple, /s4s/

We all know Pea wears the pants in this relationship. >>12913842
I don't know s4s ...you are just full of breaches ...I DK
>>12913843
Sunflower is smiling like they're going ro shove their roots in pea shooters mouth
>>12913843
Hmm... Which side did you put the Peashooter on?
>>12913854
Red, you obviously aren't placing with strategy if you aren't protecting the sunflowers that dont even deal damage so why would you put them on the Frontline lole
>>12913858
That's if we're talking about the normal adventure. If we add difficulty modifications, using the sunflower is better. Or using it as a sacrifice in the early levels.
But I would still put the peashooter in front.
>>12913854
yeah now that i think about it, blue means the pea shooter has a higher effective range before dying, dealing more total damage, I still played like red THOUGH

Hey F*ggots,

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Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12913913
But sunflowers are your main reaource generators, and by keeping them alive longer your increase the resources they generate, which lead to more peashooters and more damage over time.

It is always crucial to protect reaource generators over all else, because anything else can be replaced with those resources. General game theory across the board from PvZ to Starcraft.
>>12914337
Well, sunflowers are very important plants, even the game says so. However, if it's a difficult game, there's a risk of ending up in the situation shown in this image. Furthermore, sunflowers would serve as shields, due to their low cost in suns and their fast recharge. I know the nut exists and things like that, but its slow recharge is what differentiates the two. But, as I said before, if it's a normal game and not one where you increase the difficulty from the start, then it would be more normal to use the usual strategy.
>>12914364
>sunflowers would serve as shields, due to their low cost in suns and their fast recharge
trufax
post a list of your targets for hellhole day

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