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gn esfores, also good night to the new inhabitant of my room (give him a name!)

By BlackberryC | Updated 04/24/26(Fri)16:57:12

gn esfores, also good night to the new inhabitant of my room (give him a name!)

gn esfores, also good night to the new inhabitant of my room (give him a name!)

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Get the bug out of your room you freak >>12917225
creepy crimothy
>>12917242
I don't touch these, they are quite useful
did ya paint the room? >>12917255
Not yet, it's too humid rn, so the room might not dry out
>>12917248
What about my dick?
>>12917263
watermelon is better
it will scuttle into your ear and eat your brain >>12917276
so you know the taste of dick already ?
>>12917280
Kiki will eat this faster than it can get to my bed
>>12917284
what else did you expect
>>12917225
gn. call him frederico

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12917225
name him sbeve pls

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12917311
sounds epic
I used to get those niggers in my bathtub they're good they eat other bugs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
they're called the house centipede

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12917392
they do their job very well
>>12917398
did you think there was an English speaker on earth who didn't know this
>>12917410
uhh yeah cuz for years I was calling them "weird shit that's in my bathtub"

Your fortune: Average Luck
plus imagine having like 20 arms >>12917414 normally I wouldnt engage a teenage girl but house centipedes are cool
*Stares into the nether while doom metal riffs play in my head*

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12917432
are your posts setups for jokes at your own expense?
>>12917284
Conveniently ignores this question.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12917439
no my posts are what happens when I don't care what others think so people get bewildered
also wtf are u talking about
>>12917444
trips
so "bewildering"
>>12917440
Zzz
>>12917487
aftersex asmr
>>12917487
was it your daddy :3c
this nigga is gaslighting a teenager lol pls get me off this planet

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12917495
Luckily, I don't have father b
>>12917499
I'd be glad to indulge.
>>12917499
fatherless and knows what dick tastes like before they're even 18
name a more iconic duo

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12917504
uncle rajeem and regularfemcel
>>12917504
Why do you think I know what dick tastes like nhj
>>12917507
Apparently watermelon tastes better than dick to you

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12917507
>nhj
no handjobs?
>>12917507
don't be embarrassed now
Actually, it's better u leave ts bug in ur house, it eats other bugs like spiders, mosquitoes and others, give him a name like "eater" >>12917510
I hate watermelon
>>12917511
Yeah, I'm already used to them, they only appear at night and even then I rarely see them
>>12917499
Dubs!
>luckily
>>12917516
Yeah right :-)
Actually, leave this bug in ur house, it eats other bugs like spiders, mosquitoes, and others, give him a name like "eater" >>12917516
I'll make sure you love the taste of my cock.
>>12917516
there's no shame in being a slut
>>12917526
Taking after her mother it seems like
>>12917526
>>12917523
>>12917514
>>12917512
>>12917510
>>12917504
you guys are creepy as fuck
>>12917531
QUICK BAVI DROP YOUR CONTACT INFO

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12917528
I don't have a mother
>>12917534
I'll make sure to cradle you like one after we're done in bed.
>>12917534
aren't you such a grown up little lady :-)
>>12917534
I'd leave you too ngl
>>12917536
we don't have a bed
>>12917541
I won't be needing a bed.
>>12917531
https://voca.ro/1dOiIHbpJIkb

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12917541
already inviting me over?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12917540
No, I was simply raised by the nuts on the shelves at auchan
>>12917546
I'll be sure to provide a lot of nuts
>>12917548
you don't have nuts
>>12917546
want to get raised, lowered, raised, lowered, over and over again?
>>12917546
I'll make you reach for the heavens.
>>12917546
I don't mind a nutcase, they fuck better anyway.
>>12917531
your white knight is here to protect you..... arent you glad for that?
>>12917552
I want licorice
>>12917553
you have no heaven
>>12917546
Raised by or with nuts?
Important distinction

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12917544
lmao
>>12917546
Let's shelf that roleplay idea for later
>>12917557
But you'll still be screaming for God
>>12917561
lol
>>12917544
Thank you Catfish, for you and your dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12917559
by
>>12917562
ne
>>12917555
TRIPS!!!!!
>>12917566
Don't worry, you won't have to do a thing.
krauts taste rather bad imho

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12917571
bad news for gado and fagfish...
>>12917568
ew, dots
>>12917571
Why is it always the German?
>>12917575
They usually say this about my cum ;_;

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12917579
eat fruits nigga
>>12917579
fun little factoid

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12917579
Mom and Dad don't count
rather sad that this is the most active thread after soccer >>12917584
You won't be awake to keep count.
>>12917585
wow faggot virgins are going ape over a whiff of pussy that never fuckinf happens LOL
bavi stop stroking your cock

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12917585
do you want me to spam ai porn here?
>>12917589
Don't act like half the creepy pervert posts on this thread aren't you with your namefig off
>>12917589
They're getting hungry after Yuji took mikugirl away
>>12917592
Do it. See what happens when you spam photorealistic AI porn of a minor.
>>12917591
>>12917593
immediately outs himself lurking the thread LOL
>>12917595
i don't think anime women are photorealistic but ok
>>12917595
If she were a minor she wouldn't be posting here retard.
>>12917595
dude i was just talking about dumb shitty drawn scat furry porn...... why are you so creepy?
>>12917593
https://voca.ro/1g4g7apzIUNt

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12917603
first thing he thinks of when AI porn is mentioned is underaged kids...

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12917585
Dummy just because a thread is active does not mean it is good
>>12917544
>>12917605
You sound like you're enjoying yourself today Catfish, that's nice

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12917614
it's juts sad D:
±_± >>12917617

https://voca.ro/15sAMfAHbf5i

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Gn blackie, may you dream of many kittens ;3 >>12917624

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12917624
I didn't mean it sarcastically ;_;

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12917624
https://voca.ro/1mku6snmiVWm
:3
>>12917659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fby_-MnpA8
I really wish I could get you all in a big room together and just fuckin mow you all down with my ar lole op included >>12917720
Future school shooter red flag.
>>12917631
hand writing so bad, thought that bitch was saying covid.
>>12917631
ummm... yes?
>>12917753
namefig = child rapist red flag
>>12917753
I’m not gonna shoot up innocent ppl lol I’d just like to slaughter you all
>>12917600
dubs
>>12917771
sure, buddy
>>12917765
bro?
Be fascinated by bugs and mold +100 to attractiveness

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