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ur life is in good hands here at the esfores hospital

By Anonymous | Updated 04/27/26(Mon)12:58:50

ur life is in good hands here at the esfores hospital

ur life is in good hands here at the esfores hospital

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

can u staple my ulcers or whatever
I had tikka masala for lunch and I feel like nurglings are spawning in my guts

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12922742
wasn't there some study recently where a guy deliberately gave himself ulcers then successfully treated them, sorta disproving commonly held wisdom and upending classic "cures" ?
>>12922765
I mean I'm sure they eventually heal themselves lol. People forget how incredible the body is at repairing itself.
The only thing we really "need" is antibiotics. God did the rest

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12922737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA
>>12922765
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Marshall
>>12922776
>The only thing we really "need" is antibiotics.
That's exactly how he cured his ulcers.
>>12922776
ok, long as you aren't feeling all miserable and stuff after your chicken tikka
>>12922777
can can can be checked
>>12922779
that's highly informative and i am grateful for the energy you expended in putting together such a measured and thoughtful response to my enquiry
inside of ur operating theater are 3 bearies >>12922737
Bearies are not real doctors. Do not let them touch your genitals
>>12922820
which one do you feed the most ?
>>12922831
i feed them all with my prime liver

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Finally, true medic-lel professionals I can trust. can you take a look at this growth on my head Good to know, Josh. :^)

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