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public servnice announcement!!

By fortune | Updated 05/01/26(Fri)20:12:57

public servnice announcement!!

nice authorities have been alerted to a severe frog infestation in the esforest which has reached levels that constitude a public safety hazard due to excessive rudeness. becauze of the danger posed by the frogs, special nice forces have been dispatched to fumigate the board with nice gasses, such as mustard, until such time that the frogs leave.
please take proper percautions in order 2 keep the esfores environment free from rude!!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

mustard on cheeseburgers is so good the frogs will see this and mock you I'm sorry to say >>12930662
It's okay. I just finished folding the tables. Happy frog friday though
>>12930663
if muastard goes on a buger it should be one of the good kinds, such as wasabi

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12930672
Wasabi on a burger? Now that's just horseradish

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12930663
I agree mustard is nice the frogs need moar mustard
>>12930677
>>12930663
>>12930662
lelmao

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12930699
mayo on a burger? thats disgusting!!!

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12930709
>=[

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12930662
does this mean i should stay away from the board??and quarantine myself?? pls elaborate i dunno what to do!!!

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12930778
u should wear a nice mask n stay inside til its all cleaer

Your fortune: Good Luck
boo >>12930780
right away
>=]

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12930781
gassing u so hard rn hnnngggg

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12930879
ew stinky
>>12930662
>>12930663
mustard tastes bad

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12930662 fuck im about to cum me:
*stumbles over while rubbing my big bloated tummy*
*trips and lands belly first into the ground*

tummy rumbles. fuck.

me:
BURRRROOORRPPPPP!! mgh~ *cough* urrrrp!! excuse me... *soothes my poor tummy*
>>12931263

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12930699
checkem dubs

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12931279
>>>/n/
>>>/ic/
>>>/3/

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12931269
me n you
>>12930662
very nice to give the frogs free mustard, bury

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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