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I order you to die for me if the time comes to protect me

By Anonymous | Updated 05/01/26(Fri)22:09:01

I order you to die for me if the time comes to protect me

I order you to die for me if the time comes to protect me

>>12930801
>Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12930801
but you're a loser lol
lierre stand authoritiative magnificent and fabulous >>12930801
it wont come to that
>>12930843
you will lay down your life so that I may continue living my beautiful and prosperous life and spread my sphere of influence beyond its current limits

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12930855
i wont have to do that i can keep you safe without sacrificing my life
>>12930867
hmmm, but I wouldn't even know what to do with you if you lived. Where would you quarter? What would you eat? How will Spaceship Earth accommodate your continued existence without being overburdened? Perhaps you could sacrifice two others in your stead
>>12930801
pay me first bitch
>>12931030
300 yen is the going rate
200 yen due to your language. And your earnings will be left to me after your passing >>12930855
dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good
If I die, I cannot protect you >>12931495
if you die you will protect me because you will be killing several of my enemies as you are killed to death
>>12931695
You are forgetting that I am your greatest ally
I don't think so, Josh. >>12930801
people die when they're killed!
>>12930801
I ain't your homie.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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