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Currently taking a shit and the lock on the bathroom door doesn't work and I don't have anything that would effectively blockade it, so I just have to pray that the other people here recognize the light and fan being on as occupied. Dear god help me.

By Anonymous | Updated 05/02/26(Sat)11:09:08

Currently taking a shit and the lock on the bathroom door doesn't work and I don't have anything that would effectively blockade it, so I just have to pray that the other people here recognize the light and fan being on as occupied. Dear god help me.

Currently taking a shit and the lock on the bathroom door doesn't work and I don't have anything that would effectively blockade it, so I just have to pray that the other people here recognize the light and fan being on as occupied. Dear god help me.



Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12931635
use a turd.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12931635
fake cough always works

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12931635
can't you just make one of those doorknob hanger things that says "I'm taking a shit, come back later."?

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