By Anonymous | Updated 05/02/26(Sat)11:09:08
Currently taking a shit and the lock on the bathroom door doesn't work and I don't have anything that would effectively blockade it, so I just have to pray that the other people here recognize the light and fan being on as occupied. Dear god help me.
2026 [s4s] Tribune™, owned and operated by J. Jonah Jameson.
All content obtained from the official 4chan API and refreshed hourly.
Contact s4stribune@gmail.com for all inquiries.