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Let's consider how a person could realistically kig 24/7. The basic goal is to get them to always wear kigurumi except when strictly necessary. The scenario must be completely viable in real life for a young healthy person, so no handwavium about needing food or similar. Unfortunately we'll have to make some compromises for basic needs, but we can get most of the way there.

By Anonymous | Updated 05/02/26(Sat)14:05:26

Let's consider how a person could realistically kig 24/7. The basic goal is to get them to always wear kigurumi except when strictly necessary. The scenario must be completely viable in real life for a young healthy person, so no handwavium about needing food or similar. Unfortunately we'll have to make some compromises for basic needs, but we can get most of the way there.

Let's consider how a person could realistically kig 24/7. The basic goal is to get them to always wear kigurumi except when strictly necessary. The scenario must be completely viable in real life for a young healthy person, so no handwavium about needing food or similar. Unfortunately we'll have to make some compromises for basic needs, but we can get most of the way there.

First you'll need to reduce your meals to one a day by skipping breakfast and lunch. Unlike fasting you're not allowed to drink water either. It will be hard at first, but after a month or so you will no longer feel hungry during the day. If necessary, you should also move dinner time so that you can eat at exactly the same time every day. This will help your body adjust. You will do the same with bathroom breaks. You only get to go once per day around dinner time. This is also hard, but it becomes a lot easier when you only eat once per day because your metabolism will adjust.

At this point you can start wearing a hadatai for about 23 hours per day. You will need multiple hadas and multiple sets of shapewear so that you can put on a new one every day, we're not trying to be gross here. At a fixed time in the evening, you will eat your daily meal, strip naked, go to the toilet, have a shower, brush your teeth, and then get back into a fresh hada. You will never leave the bathroom out of costume.

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You'll probably also want to work out a few times a week. The workout can be whatever you want as long as you're in costume while you're doing it. This is again a matter of getting used to it. Workouts always take place right before dinner so that you can take a shower and put on a fresh hada immediately after. Remember, the point of this is to be realistic, not intentionally gross.

You will need training to wear the mask for long periods of time. It needs to be a locking mask, not for fetish reasons but to make sure you push yourself to keep going when you want to take it off. Allow yourself breaks at first, maybe start with locking it 1 hour at a time, then 2 hours, etc. Don't try to wear it while you're sleeping yet. Once you can wear it continuously for the whole day without ever feeling annoyed by it, you can start wearing it during the night too. At this point you will need multiple masks so that they have time to air out. They don't all need to be locking, by the time you reach this you won't feel the need to take it off anyway.

There is one more thing we need to deal with: work. I haven't been able to come up with a realistic scenario where you can work without ever taking off the costume, because even full remote jobs have occasional video meetings. However, there are families all over the world where only the husband earns money that are doing just fine. So it's definitely still possible as long as you have a fellow kig enthusiast that can take you in.

And there go you, you're basically a 24/7 kig without breaking the laws of physics. Let me know if there is anything I missed.

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I couldn't stand it if my partner was a tomato
I don't think anyone should have to put up with that either
>>12931827
why not just buy a posable sex doll if your kigu bf's biological needs are way too inconvenient for you?

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