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pls dont trigger the mentally lel

By avogadoposter | Updated 05/02/26(Sat)15:32:37

pls dont trigger the mentally lel

pls dont trigger the mentally lel

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12932039
Do the doctors decide when you are OK to leave or is it totally up to you?
get lel soon Gadofren I must say you are looking particularly nice today!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12932050
it was totally up to le me, first i was in an open ward then i was in the closed one but on voluntary voluntary bases and uhh
then I just gone away because I had le feeling someone send people after me again... it was weird
>>12932039
epic
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>pink fortune/opee combo, Gado<3

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12932058
c:
>>12932073
https://youtu.be/LnET4RKXx5k?is=y97i3t6MftL1uCw1
Soon there will be only a minimum on digital devices, I don't want to life in a world like this anymore le happy booze unc >>12932096
I don't le drink anymore, the last time was uhh on some sunday
>>12932098
Oh yea that's why you're not happy anymore
imo it's better to drink than take drugs
>>12932099
Alcohol is a drug baka
please go back to whatever mental problem you were having you're ugly and boring >>12932109
okay
to le much concentrated lelness >>12932122
bondage porn
>>12932106
No it isn't
>>12932039
hope u feel better soon gado-kun <3
>>12932124
?
>>12932072
So are you still there or are you home?
>>12932125
yes it is nigger!
>>12932072
https://youtu.be/T2hb_E4LxU8?si=JJ6Afv0u9LVMnzat
Leave me alone >>12932333
Trips!

>>12932333
You will never be a targeted individual. You have no gangstalkers, you have no conspiracy, you have no online harassment. You are a schizo man twisted by drugs and pornography into a crude mockery of Black Mirror perfection.
All the “messages” you get are casualities and aberrant salience. Behind your back people ignore you. Your grandparents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Hackers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed the CIA to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Trumans who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an spectator. Your absolute privacy is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get another schizo to follow you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your boring, unfunny lore.
You will never be followed. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself your posts are going to be deeply analyzed and storaged, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your grandparents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a non-harassed person is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably non-targeted.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>12932543
k

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