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Spiritual after-life theories are boring

By Anonymous | Updated 05/04/26(Mon)14:28:13

Spiritual after-life theories are boring

In a couple of hundred years, a benevolent post-scarce society will attempt to exhume all salvageable brains and revive them in a utopian virtual reality for as long as they wish to remain. They will be able to search extrapolated statistics about their lives and times, read about the history after their deaths and the causes of events that happened in their lives, and simulate alternative histories.

>>12935081
That's a man
plap, plap get pregnant Damn, Pikachu has grown up a lot since I last saw her. >>12935081
How do you know thats not where you are right now
>>12935081
Cosplaying as Shoe0nHead cosplaying as Pikachu? OK...

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I want to have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean. >>>/bant/ is over yonder

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12935086
why do they always have BIG HANDS

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>>12935081
kys fag
>>12935163
lole fag is butthurt over seeing naked women
what a gayfag
Can my brain be placed into the body of a hote e-griller with sexy milkers? >>12935151
For me it's the choker hiding the obvious Adam's Apple
>>12935242
retard
>>12935245
gay
>>12935242
and always having the bangs haircut
>>12935242
>>12935261

These gays never seen real tits before
>>12935264
Discord trannies think posting "that's a man" is esfores humor. In reality, it's just them trying to cope with the fact that they look like mutant circus freaks. All tranny humor is just designed to validate their delusions for a while so that they can stop themselves from roping for a little bit longer.
>>12935081
>exhume all salvageable brains
No brains are salvageable after a long period of death, even if they are preserved with current technology.
>>12935264
>seething because he's attracted to a man
lol
>>12935081
you are boring
>>12935284
ur mom is boring lole #rekt
>>12935284
Just because I'm boring doesn't mean I'm not trying to be fun! I just haven't hit a good vein of enthusiasm yet! Being crazy is hard work, you have to try to be fun!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
I would never get tired of sucking on those nipples. >>12935292
it really do be like that desu
i want to spend my after life fucking flower

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12935081
this looks like both the clown egirl and belle delphine
why do so many of them look the same
>>12935547
Its standard e-giorl look. Its a trend, its always happened that they'll conform to some type. Every tart in the 80's had the same look for example
>>12935547
>the clown egirl
That doesn't really narrow it down.
This one?
>>12935594
yeah rynkerbelle
>>12935594
>>12935595
No, we should post others for comparison. It's only fair to be thorough.
>>12935594
I post this every time she gets posted but god I wanna smell her ass so bad.
>>12935086

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