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I don’t understand. I don’t understand! I don’t understand a single word you say, Yuji! What do you mean by “flube psychosis”? What’s so good about having a mental illness? And what’s with “brain training,” anyway? Being smart? What about it? What about “devilish”? You want it to be dark?? Between justice and evil, why is evil better? Why do you prefer evil? Isn’t it evil because it’s wrong?

By Anonymous | Updated 05/05/26(Tue)15:04:14

I don’t understand. I don’t understand! I don’t understand a single word you say, Yuji! What do you mean by “flube psychosis”? What’s so good about having a mental illness? And what’s with “brain training,” anyway? Being smart? What about it? What about “devilish”? You want it to be dark?? Between justice and evil, why is evil better? Why do you prefer evil? Isn’t it evil because it’s wrong?
What’s so cool about failing life? “HELP ME I FAILED LIFE LOLE...”? What’s that? That just makes you a fool! It’s much cooler when you win life! THAT’S worthy of respect! What’s so awesome about being a loser all the time? That’s just slacking off! It’s much cooler to face things head-on, at full strength, without hiding anything! Don’t use excessive exclamation points or CAPS for everything! I can’t remember those! Don’t write “LOLE!!!!” and read it “laugh out loud”! Don’t write “my're le kawaii gf” and read it “my cute girlfriend”! 90's 2D video games, 90's 3D video games, obscure anime…Don’t start posting about them just because you did a little research!
If you don’t properly explain it, I can’t understand what you mean! If you’re going to teach me, teach me right! Yosho, Original Yosho, The Spikeman, Flube, Starguy, The Tree all mean nothing to me! I don’t understand what’s cool about them! All your other terminology is confusing, too! What do you mean by “yosho must go back in time to defeat the spikeman”? It’s impossible for me to “become god”! I can’t understand it at all if you give half-baked explanations! Don’t quote "Dr. Kawashima"! I can’t understand what you’re trying to say at all! Talk to me in your own words! I’m begging you, speak so I can understand you! I don’t understand, I don’t understand! I don’t understand a single word you’ve ever said at all, Yuji!