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god made us to get cancer and stuff

By Anonymous | Updated 05/06/26(Wed)23:02:16

god made us to get cancer and stuff

god made us to get cancer and stuff
wjhat an asswhole

he did other stuff trust his plan non-facetiously: deities don't exist. you get cancer because there is no sentient anything that created any of us. shit just happens >>12939020
how did we get here if god didnrt do it
>>12939022
bits of stuff joined together at random and eventually became shitposting losers
>>12939023
how the bits of stuff get here?
>>12939114
First there was nothing, and then the nothing accidentally split into bits of stuff and an anti-bits of stuff, equalling nothing. The anti-bits exploded or someting and theres just the regular bits left over
>>12939022
there's no way to know
God is something that makes sense to the mamilian brain since we developed self awareness and existentialism
"I create things (fire, spear), so therefor something made me"
it's perfectly logical but unfortunately that logic is not reliable

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>>12939134
how did nothing turn into bits of stuff
>>12938989
nah jews and their jew "medicine" "vaccines" and "food" (+ a lot more) causes that. no one had cancer 200 years ago. no amish person has cancer.
>>12939184
yeah because it wasn’t called cancer it was just all plagues sickness and affliction lole

people didn’t magically heal bc of medicine or holistic things these days they just straight up died like a lame animal with a broken leg unable to get water lole
>>12939178
To explain again I would be saying the same thing in a different way. A bit of stuff + an anti-bit of stuff = nothing, so its possible that nothing can become a thing and an anti-thing, and still total nothing at the same time. In fact the bits of stuff are just vibrations that appear as bits of stuff on the surface. Nothing wobbled and vibrated and fell apart into two equal but opposite bits of stuff. It was probably a mistake
>>12939186
Basically thise
>>12939186
why dont amish people get cancer?
>>12939190
It waz not called cancer they just died
can you not read or something
>>12939191
you got epic trolled by facetiousness
epicly trolled
>>12939191
im talking about right now, today. the amish live in their own communities in america where they grow their own food and dont take any vaccines. they are profoundly more healthy than the rest of america (as a result of not eating jewish poison (food) or taking their jewish medicine/vaccines)
>>12939194
Amish life expectancy is slightly above the national average, and this is largely due to an active lifestyle rather than diet
your liver is quite good at filtering nasty things out if you take care of it
>>12939190
You’re acting like they’re impervious to ailments and disease and retardation.

But I would suspect not being airfried with 5g and technology might play an insignificant role.

Again, like the Amish wouldnt be anything but amicable toward you, especially as an outsider, so I’m not sure why you’re even bringing them up.
That's pretty deep, Josh.

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>>12938989
Think of it this way, would you rather be dirt?
>>12939187
bits of anti-nothing are something tho

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