By Anonymous | Updated 05/08/26(Fri)09:26:46
My doctor has diagnosed me with profound Mongolian Idiocy. Specifically, it was confirmed via genetic testing & an IQ test, with my full-scale IQ score being 23. I feel as if my world is falling apart, and I don't know what to do. Thankfully I am on the high-end of the "idiot" range, since the ceiling for that is 25. Do you think I can get into the "imbecile" category (26-50) by the end of the year?
Also this is somewhat unrelated, but even in social environments I feel increasingly isolated. My brain is roughly equivalent to 4x ARM Cortex-A53 cores, sure it works but they are very slow (due to the lack of Out-of-Order execution) while only being even marginally relevant because of 64-bit support (despite the fact most applications use them in a 32-bit mode anyway).
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