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By wish | Updated 05/08/26(Fri)10:49:05

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tomorrow is my birthday
fun story, when i turned 13, i was too busy playing osu trying to pass maps i didnt pass before, and everyone at my party was waiting for me to show up but i stayed in my room to play 99% of the time! i couldnt wait to be lain's age...!

How old? https://youtu.be/LuVAFapEs4g? >>12940839
i wonder!
you need to leave >>12940849
you need to kill yourself
and i'm serious about that
if you kill yourself, we'd finally get rid of the unfunniest schizo sex doll loving 42 year old ugly freak from this board.. you're genuinely disgusting and i don't want you to interact with me again
sex doll more like a schizo balloon thing wtf
look at your life before deciding you're worthy of touching my thread, fresk
kill yourself NOW, Yuji >>12940839
He used to say 27 but he lies constantly so who knows
>>12940893
yeah i know ur slow and retarded lol
notice how the average wish hater is a literal freak and the average wish fan is cute? yeah i wonder why
not only a freak, but slow, doesnt understand jokes, low functioning autistic failures who should kill themselves asap and burn in hell
pic related yuji's wife lmfaoooo
man.. hahahaa
they cant even properly face me, they just post something and run away cuz they know i'd squish their brain and ego

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12940894
liar liar liarrrr ^_^
>>12940902
>liar liar liarrr ^_^
>you should leave >He used to say 27 but he lies constantly so who knows >>12940842
Nonono sweetie it doesn't work like that
If you're making a birthday thread you ought to tell us your age
That's how itbworks around here
you're boring >>12940909
i wonder~
>>12940912
doesn't even need a patrick for this one
it's time little ones
i might, due to my self destructive nature (unfortunately) (its not about growing up, its about.. pondering death); i'll take an od of dxm again to see if i'd reach 12 am and revive as the witch! the demons roulette.. begins!
https://youtu.be/mPZkdNFkNps
https://youtu.be/eTDfABHzbLM >Rightfully make fun of doll-fucker
>Proceed to drug-maxx
You and Yuji are two sides of the same coin.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12940921
pathetic
>>12940929
>>12940932
i'm close to changing my mind just to spite you both
but also, i don't really care..
i'll think a little more
maybe i should try to not do it in the end damn i didn't know wish is so toxic
wtf
>>12940943
you've been on force feminizing HRT for 3 years and have never posted body beyond tiny grainy squares showing thighs or idk what, women are pretty narcissistic and you're not very good at playing the part tbh, that meme about women putting themselves in the picture when they taken pics of stuff is not a meme
wish is terminaly malebrained tbdesu i'll sit with it a little longer,,
perhaps read a book.. yeah...
https://youtu.be/tPIxN7byEE_w
>>12940953
true...
>>12940953
why do you assume that i'm a retarded woman?
why do you assume that i'm a whore? go die..
>>12940954
and i love that, thank god
>>12940957
keep validating that i'm no whore who posts pictures of themselves online, keep validating that i'm no tranny
>>12940958
your entire outward persona is that of an egirl whore, you even take donations so horny men can pay for your new gaming PC, at least u got the catty part down
oh, by the way..
i have a 19 dollar fortnite card
stay tuned :^]

Your fortune: Godly Luck
STOP BEING MEWN TO EACH OTHER >>12940964

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12940962
i wonder how ironic can i be..
and its pretty funny to take that from horny failures.. kihihihi
>>12940964
you have to be mean to women, respecting women gives them th ick
>>12940967
alice tan hurt my feelings.. i can't believe her.. she's so based..
>>12940966
idk wat u guis are talking bout but those dubs needed checked kthxlubai
>>12940964
okay fine,, i'm done for now, and besides i'm only mean to whoever attempted to be mean to me. which is based too
>>12940958
care to explain this : https://throne.com/angelvalue ?
not-whore ?
>>12940970
cutie dub checker
>>12940972
>>12940966
do i give them nudes? do i erp with them? do i do literally anything whore like..
>>12940969
gh..
>>12940972
men love donating their money to women and worshipping them tbh
I'd do it too if I ever trooned out
hehe

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12940974
はい

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12940979
haii
wow i decided not to take wish has a small penis >>12941013
wish has a normal sized penis
>>12940838
happy early birfday!
pls treet urslelf 2 plenty of sugary sweets
Happy birthday Wish!! I wish u a fish >>12940886
me when I get roofied and fondled and toyed with lole

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12941034
you are my sugary sweet~ noomm~
>>12941048
thank you blackberry tan~ i loove fishe
>>12941092 you're not supposed to be here >>12941102 last warning

leave, now
>>12941094 >>12941122
cute, i'm eating strawberries
>>12941124
i love this so so much
i used to call my ex things like fishe and birds and small animals in general so seeing a cat+fishe is super cute,, blob blob mew~
you, of all people. get out! >>12941130
>>12941126
both of you on a date would be cute even if you're both angry at the end of the night
I'm not going to warn you again

get out, or I'll call the guards
>>12941145
wear girl clothes and ditch the doll rn
>>12941143
so nanoka,,
>>12941192
That's my secret,
I'm always having a bad time.
>>12941200
https://youtu.be/m8TlexVKfrI
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HBkssd-1WL0 >>12941206
oh no catfish isnt going to like this
>>12941223
i should train a deep voice, i kinda can make so many voices incl donald duck,,
having a deep voice would be cool imo
i want to do a lot of things..
somtimes, i don't wanna do anything! and that's stupid..
>>12941227
you already have a deep voice when you speak normally tho
>>12941269
...anons are confused, ne. they hear my voice and decide things.
it is not deep, i know.
,,,i do not mind being a cute moonshota.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
You’re like 30 years old lololol old fuckin man >>12941273
no
>>12941273
hm
that is not correct. you are confused.
my age is significantly less than 30.. around 70% less actually.
>>12941277
you're 10?
>>12941280
that is also not correct.
>>12941282 you’re 21 >>12941304
closer
today is the day i entered life

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
https://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI hope you get better, wish >>12941333
mhm
https://youtu.be/c5_0NPftdlY >>12941311
happy wishday
>>12941341
happy wishday~
mason.. >>12941311
dubs of happy wishday!
My birf day is in a few days. I share a birthday with Tony Hawk~
>>12940849
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jJeQIBp0NVU
>>12941311
>UTC + 3

hmmmmmm
>>12941387
happy early birfday!!!!
hope u gets 2 eat lotsa sweets
>>12941387
did u know that u r tony hawk in a way,, :^]
happy early birthday fren~
>>12941448
yup
I'm having a paniç attack
I spent my life trying to make sense of it now that I have made sense of it I've been havimg debilitating panic attacks ....lol

https://youtu.be/1uAfLRGiLgw?si=tQUybhS6c-mQM2SJ

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12941501
ara ara..
stop and breathe
..that is normal, and it will pass
just remember that you're in the mailable pressnt. i coloured my favorite bird and im glad

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
come do jigsaw puzzle w us >>12941847
okk
>>12941907
woa cute!! sugoiii
nappy time with leaf
i had a good birthday
you are quitenuoside down~
#sometimes you (b)ring me down~
https://youtu.be/zUw9sRvIP8Q >>12941907
ur talent ed
Ur ugly lol >>12942443
i see
that is fine, i am only observing
…however. my mind was elsewhere during that time. the information I gave was not clear, ne~ >>12942451
okey
that is their data, not mine
>>12941094
real wish?
>>12942480
yup

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