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I’m sorry but your Not-A-Retard card has expired

By Anonymous | Updated 05/08/26(Fri)22:15:13

I’m sorry but your Not-A-Retard card has expired

I’m sorry but your Not-A-Retard card has expired

>>12941631

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12941631
how about... fuck you bitch!!!!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
my not-a-retard card got declined last month at the bodega >>12941680
probably because you're a retard, I might add. It must be that you're retarded and so your Not-A-Retard card was declined, as it would work if you were not retarded

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
reply hazy

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12941690
thats what the clerk said lole
>>12941679
wait a minute. You can NOT swear in my little thread

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